Jen M (she/they)
@jensmellspeaches.bsky.social
I. Smell. Peaches.
See also: ADHD, writing, ukulele, bookbinding, bees, SQL, Python.
https://linktr.ee/JenSmellsPeaches
See also: ADHD, writing, ukulele, bookbinding, bees, SQL, Python.
https://linktr.ee/JenSmellsPeaches
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You gotta dance while the music’s still playing.
Bye Summit! Bye Seattle!! With @pianorayk.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bye Summit! Bye Seattle!! With @pianorayk.bsky.social
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I think I just hit the Friday afternoon wall #passdatasummit
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I think I just hit the Friday afternoon wall #passdatasummit
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Trump, being in the process of sun downing, probably hates all the miserable people around him, because they're all evil, and he's losing grip with reality. Then a real human being comes around and is warm and friendly, and grandpa is just beside himself. He needs to be in a home.
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump, being in the process of sun downing, probably hates all the miserable people around him, because they're all evil, and he's losing grip with reality. Then a real human being comes around and is warm and friendly, and grandpa is just beside himself. He needs to be in a home.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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UBI FUCKING WORKS GIVE PEOPLE MONEY
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
UBI FUCKING WORKS GIVE PEOPLE MONEY
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Trump is utterly charmed; Mamdani convinced him that all they both want is for NY to be great; Trump is defending Mamdani from loaded questions by his pet reporters and wants to be his best friend.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Trump is utterly charmed; Mamdani convinced him that all they both want is for NY to be great; Trump is defending Mamdani from loaded questions by his pet reporters and wants to be his best friend.
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History has something to teach us, y’all.
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
History has something to teach us, y’all.
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Charlotte:
Border Patrol reported that they woke up to their tires slashed on multiple vehicles at their hotels on Tuesday morning.
Resistance growing as NC fights its first week as ICE’s latest target.
Resistance growing as NC fights its first week as ICE’s latest target.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Charlotte:
HAVE YOU TRIED THE MOON JUICE
…….
OR THE DIET MOON JUICE?
…….
OR THE DIET MOON JUICE?
SOUTH CAROLINA IS GONE
DON’T YELL AT ME
DON’T YELL AT ME
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
HAVE YOU TRIED THE MOON JUICE
…….
OR THE DIET MOON JUICE?
…….
OR THE DIET MOON JUICE?
Okay, side note: if you’re halfway up a mountain soaking wet, STOP AND GET DRY & WARM.
#hypothetmia
#nerd
#passsummit
#hypothetmia
#nerd
#passsummit
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Okay, side note: if you’re halfway up a mountain soaking wet, STOP AND GET DRY & WARM.
#hypothetmia
#nerd
#passsummit
#hypothetmia
#nerd
#passsummit
Well, that’s certainly one way to get me weeping at #passsummit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Well, that’s certainly one way to get me weeping at #passsummit.
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(📢) What Trump did today was not a SHOULD impeach, it was a MUST impeach.
He said anyone who challenges his authority—an authority he doesn’t have—to give illegal orders to the military must be executed.
That is a prima facie case for impeachment.
Articles should be drawn up.
He said anyone who challenges his authority—an authority he doesn’t have—to give illegal orders to the military must be executed.
That is a prima facie case for impeachment.
Articles should be drawn up.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(📢) What Trump did today was not a SHOULD impeach, it was a MUST impeach.
He said anyone who challenges his authority—an authority he doesn’t have—to give illegal orders to the military must be executed.
That is a prima facie case for impeachment.
Articles should be drawn up.
He said anyone who challenges his authority—an authority he doesn’t have—to give illegal orders to the military must be executed.
That is a prima facie case for impeachment.
Articles should be drawn up.
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Me to Wife: Today is Transgender day of Remembrance.
Wife: It sucks that our two holidays are 'Please notice us' and 'Remember our dead.'
(Pause)
(Dryly) I guess it's the same for veterans.
#transdayofrememberance #everydayisabattle
Wife: It sucks that our two holidays are 'Please notice us' and 'Remember our dead.'
(Pause)
(Dryly) I guess it's the same for veterans.
#transdayofrememberance #everydayisabattle
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me to Wife: Today is Transgender day of Remembrance.
Wife: It sucks that our two holidays are 'Please notice us' and 'Remember our dead.'
(Pause)
(Dryly) I guess it's the same for veterans.
#transdayofrememberance #everydayisabattle
Wife: It sucks that our two holidays are 'Please notice us' and 'Remember our dead.'
(Pause)
(Dryly) I guess it's the same for veterans.
#transdayofrememberance #everydayisabattle
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Reminder - if you are going, make sure to add this to your calendar! See you all there!
#datawit #passdatasummit
#datawit #passdatasummit
TODAY IS THE DAY! The WIT Luncheon at #PASSDataSummit is excited to have Mridula Pandit as our keynote speaker presenting:
Unpopular, Unapologetic: The Superpower of Being 'Not Special'.
#DATAWIT data-platform-wit.sh...
Check to see if there are spots left!
Unpopular, Unapologetic: The Superpower of Being 'Not Special'.
#DATAWIT data-platform-wit.sh...
Check to see if there are spots left!
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Reminder - if you are going, make sure to add this to your calendar! See you all there!
#datawit #passdatasummit
#datawit #passdatasummit
I’m BEGGING Microsoft to stop hammering the “you don’t need knowledge or DBAs!” button.
For the last 17 years, it’s the same messaging: first because of the Cloud, & now because of AI. I counted at least 4 instances of targeted, “you can do this even if you’re a novice!”, statements. #passsummit
For the last 17 years, it’s the same messaging: first because of the Cloud, & now because of AI. I counted at least 4 instances of targeted, “you can do this even if you’re a novice!”, statements. #passsummit
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m BEGGING Microsoft to stop hammering the “you don’t need knowledge or DBAs!” button.
For the last 17 years, it’s the same messaging: first because of the Cloud, & now because of AI. I counted at least 4 instances of targeted, “you can do this even if you’re a novice!”, statements. #passsummit
For the last 17 years, it’s the same messaging: first because of the Cloud, & now because of AI. I counted at least 4 instances of targeted, “you can do this even if you’re a novice!”, statements. #passsummit
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Y’ALL. SHE HAS CUTE LITTLE DRAGON GIVEAWAYS.
Next up, Cindy Gross presents “ I got the position, now what?” In Room 445
#passsummit #passdatacommunitysummit
#passsummit #passdatacommunitysummit
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Y’ALL. SHE HAS CUTE LITTLE DRAGON GIVEAWAYS.
Next up, Cindy Gross presents “ I got the position, now what?” In Room 445
#passsummit #passdatacommunitysummit
#passsummit #passdatacommunitysummit
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Next up, Cindy Gross presents “ I got the position, now what?” In Room 445
#passsummit #passdatacommunitysummit
#passsummit #passdatacommunitysummit
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This is a must watch.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is a must watch.
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As a Microsoft MVP specialized on Microsoft Fabric, yesterday was the first time I ever heard of Fabric IQ. From the Microsoft Ignite keynote.
If you feel like you can't keep up, remember it's NOT YOU. None of us can. We barely have time to skim the surface before the next shiny thing is announced.
If you feel like you can't keep up, remember it's NOT YOU. None of us can. We barely have time to skim the surface before the next shiny thing is announced.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As a Microsoft MVP specialized on Microsoft Fabric, yesterday was the first time I ever heard of Fabric IQ. From the Microsoft Ignite keynote.
If you feel like you can't keep up, remember it's NOT YOU. None of us can. We barely have time to skim the surface before the next shiny thing is announced.
If you feel like you can't keep up, remember it's NOT YOU. None of us can. We barely have time to skim the surface before the next shiny thing is announced.
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#sqlfamily #passsummit #passdatasummit there is no welcome reception tonight as far as I can tell. If you want to go to a large gathering make sure you go to the networking event at 5:00
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#sqlfamily #passsummit #passdatasummit there is no welcome reception tonight as far as I can tell. If you want to go to a large gathering make sure you go to the networking event at 5:00
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What the fuck did I do with my sewing scissors?
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
What the fuck did I do with my sewing scissors?
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"