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Jennifer Findlay
@jenniferfindlay.bsky.social
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Delegated my memory to the internet long ago. Kindness is cool. Scotland's Library and Information Professional of the Year 2023. All views my own. She/her. Trans rights are human rights. Greatest achievement: using up an entire lip balm.
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Resting Librarian Face means we're never off duty
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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That was a lot of fun! Feels like all jurors should be sent on this before jury duty so they can understand the key concepts before being asked to make important decisions.
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Librarian Face in action again - got accosted by someone on my way out the room to collect a bottle of water, and asked if I'd get them one too. Of course!
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I had a wee macaroni cheese, will that do?
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
You got wormfished by a guy who eats roadkill and looks like fucking Krang. A guy you were tasked with covering neutrally, for half a milly a year, while he ran for fucking president on an "every disabled person should die" ticket.

Well, now your career is back, and so is measles. Well done.
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
Not even going to get in to the weeds of how self-pitying Nuzzi's "I Did A Shit With My Clothes On: A Survivor's Tale" press tour is, OR that she landed another six-figure salary at a legacy publication ten months later.

Look at this prose. If my mag got sent this, we'd have the writer arrested.
You cannot outrun your life on fire. I would take a bullet for you,” the Politician said. He always said that. “Please don’t say that,” I said. I always said that. From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible. I did not like to think about it. About the armed man at his speech. Or the armed man who broke into his home. Or the armed men he paid to guard him from armed men who sought to harm him while the federal government denied his pleas for protection from the security agency whose modern protocols were carved by the same bullets that cut boughs from his family tree and cut the track of the American experiment. A politician’s greatest trick is to convince you that he is not one. And what is a politician? Any man who wants to be loved more than other men and through his pursuit reveals why he cannot love himself. People ask me now about anger. About my lack of it. How? How could I not be enraged? I think this over. I scan the terrain of my body. My chest, my spine, behind my belly button. I look for pale pulses of idle fury, waiting for the alarm to sound at the trip wire of my veins. There is nothing there. There is nothing there because I loaded a gun. I loaded a gun and set it on my nightstand. Like all men but more so, he was a hunter. In a literal sense, he used not a bullet but a bird. It was not about a chase but about a puzzle of logic and skill that amounted to a test of his self-mastery. He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his own pleasure and torment. He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself. I understood this just as I came to understand the range of his kinks and complexes and how they fit within what I thought I understood of his soul.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Gotta take your assistants where you can get them these days 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM