James Jenks
@jenksy.bsky.social
Artist.
Storyteller.
Awkward.
Triple threat.
Storyteller.
Awkward.
Triple threat.
Trump versus MTG is like Dracula versus the Wolfman.
I don't care for either of them, but I will watch.
I don't care for either of them, but I will watch.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Trump versus MTG is like Dracula versus the Wolfman.
I don't care for either of them, but I will watch.
I don't care for either of them, but I will watch.
Did I show you my "Gnome in your home"?
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Did I show you my "Gnome in your home"?
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Tbh, until Barry Chuckle died, I genuinely thought they were a couple, not actual brothers. Either way, love is love.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Tbh, until Barry Chuckle died, I genuinely thought they were a couple, not actual brothers. Either way, love is love.
I did a "To me - to you" the other week while helping someone move, and they didn't have a clue what I was talking about and it's not the kind of thing you can explain when you're holding a wardrobe.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I did a "To me - to you" the other week while helping someone move, and they didn't have a clue what I was talking about and it's not the kind of thing you can explain when you're holding a wardrobe.
Nobody:..........
Every fucking company: What if we put pistachio in our product and tripled the price and said it was fancy?
Every fucking company: What if we put pistachio in our product and tripled the price and said it was fancy?
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Nobody:..........
Every fucking company: What if we put pistachio in our product and tripled the price and said it was fancy?
Every fucking company: What if we put pistachio in our product and tripled the price and said it was fancy?
Everything is pistachio now.
Everything is green at its core.
I feel like "big pistachio" is making its move.
Everything is green at its core.
I feel like "big pistachio" is making its move.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Everything is pistachio now.
Everything is green at its core.
I feel like "big pistachio" is making its move.
Everything is green at its core.
I feel like "big pistachio" is making its move.
Fascinating (terrifying is also available) case. I guess you know you're in trouble when your mum tries to reassure you by saying it was probably a burglar trying to break into the house.
Thanks mum.
Cool...
G'night then...
#Uncanny #UncannyCommunity
Thanks mum.
Cool...
G'night then...
#Uncanny #UncannyCommunity
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fascinating (terrifying is also available) case. I guess you know you're in trouble when your mum tries to reassure you by saying it was probably a burglar trying to break into the house.
Thanks mum.
Cool...
G'night then...
#Uncanny #UncannyCommunity
Thanks mum.
Cool...
G'night then...
#Uncanny #UncannyCommunity
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one of my favorite stories is when we went on a cruise for mom’s 60th and my brother and i stayed up on the deck all night and watched the drunkest dude we’d ever seen (so far) get arrested and yell “why? i’m not driving the boat!” and i say that so often
October 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
one of my favorite stories is when we went on a cruise for mom’s 60th and my brother and i stayed up on the deck all night and watched the drunkest dude we’d ever seen (so far) get arrested and yell “why? i’m not driving the boat!” and i say that so often
Time to train the pigeons.
October 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Time to train the pigeons.
Jeff, could you please do me a favour and email me, so I can have your email address. For some reason, my email has misplaced yours and it's doing my absolute nut in.
Ta.
Ta.
October 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Jeff, could you please do me a favour and email me, so I can have your email address. For some reason, my email has misplaced yours and it's doing my absolute nut in.
Ta.
Ta.