jen e
@jenevv.bsky.social
twin cities based artist, home gardener + collector of expensive hobbies
i need a shock collar that activates when i open tiktok
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a shock collar that activates when i open tiktok
zero sugar soda > sparkling water and i can’t believe it took me like a decade to find that out
April 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
zero sugar soda > sparkling water and i can’t believe it took me like a decade to find that out
everyone warned me that doing The Artist’s Way is like boot camp for your inner healing and i didn’t listen and now i’m unpacking trauma i didn’t even realize i had
April 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
everyone warned me that doing The Artist’s Way is like boot camp for your inner healing and i didn’t listen and now i’m unpacking trauma i didn’t even realize i had
welp, my dream of designing a fabric line just got 25% more expensive
April 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
welp, my dream of designing a fabric line just got 25% more expensive
winter is officially over, dairy queen is open
March 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
winter is officially over, dairy queen is open
wrist tendonitis? in this economy?
March 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
wrist tendonitis? in this economy?
the sexual tension between me and spending $500 at SR Harris on fabric i don’t need
February 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
the sexual tension between me and spending $500 at SR Harris on fabric i don’t need
i’m looking for a podcast to fill the void Baby Geniuses left behind. (rip to the best podcast ever made).
it must fulfill these requirements:
- 2-3 hosts with lots of personal banter and maybe 20 min into the show, we get to the actual topic at hand
- little to no “production”
- NO GUESTS
it must fulfill these requirements:
- 2-3 hosts with lots of personal banter and maybe 20 min into the show, we get to the actual topic at hand
- little to no “production”
- NO GUESTS
February 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i’m looking for a podcast to fill the void Baby Geniuses left behind. (rip to the best podcast ever made).
it must fulfill these requirements:
- 2-3 hosts with lots of personal banter and maybe 20 min into the show, we get to the actual topic at hand
- little to no “production”
- NO GUESTS
it must fulfill these requirements:
- 2-3 hosts with lots of personal banter and maybe 20 min into the show, we get to the actual topic at hand
- little to no “production”
- NO GUESTS
our tv speakers randomly stopped working and i realized if i lived alone and this happened, i would just never watch tv again
February 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
our tv speakers randomly stopped working and i realized if i lived alone and this happened, i would just never watch tv again
it’s time for bed and my weighted blanket is still in the dryer so there’s no way i’ll be sleeping tonight
February 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it’s time for bed and my weighted blanket is still in the dryer so there’s no way i’ll be sleeping tonight
ah yes the exciting game of “is this wet or just cold”
February 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
ah yes the exciting game of “is this wet or just cold”
i know i should be more stoic than this, but good things happening to bad people really REALLY gets to me
February 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i know i should be more stoic than this, but good things happening to bad people really REALLY gets to me
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is it woke to want to end cancer?
NEW: The N.I.H. will cut about $4 Billion from federal research grants that support cancer, virus and heart disease research.
#Project2025 called for the cuts to end subsidies to "leftist" university agendas.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
#Project2025 called for the cuts to end subsidies to "leftist" university agendas.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
Deep Cuts to Medical Research Funds Could Hobble University Budgets
Grants from the National Institutes of Health come with additional money for overhead. Proposed funding cuts would leave colleges with large budget gaps.
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
is it woke to want to end cancer?
friday nights in our household are henceforth known as Magic Fridays™
February 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
friday nights in our household are henceforth known as Magic Fridays™
my goal this week is to stop being afraid to sew zippers so i ordered 20 zippers and some of the ugliest fabric i’ve ever seen so i can practice without getting attached
February 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
my goal this week is to stop being afraid to sew zippers so i ordered 20 zippers and some of the ugliest fabric i’ve ever seen so i can practice without getting attached
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For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it
the people who abstained from voting or voted third party because “harris is as bad or worse than trump” on gaza have been awfully quiet lately
Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”
February 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the people who abstained from voting or voted third party because “harris is as bad or worse than trump” on gaza have been awfully quiet lately
what are all the temu pilled moms gonna do now
February 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
what are all the temu pilled moms gonna do now
need to max out a credit card on japanese workwear, knitwear and skincare before they extend ending the de minimis exemption to all imports lmao
February 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
need to max out a credit card on japanese workwear, knitwear and skincare before they extend ending the de minimis exemption to all imports lmao
when you sign up for a zoom webinar thinking it would just be a lecture but then there’s BREAKOUT ROOMS 😨
January 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
when you sign up for a zoom webinar thinking it would just be a lecture but then there’s BREAKOUT ROOMS 😨
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I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.
i would honest to god pay $20 for a carton of vital farms eggs rather than buy an inferior egg - problem is i haven’t seen vital farms on the shelves in weeks
January 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i would honest to god pay $20 for a carton of vital farms eggs rather than buy an inferior egg - problem is i haven’t seen vital farms on the shelves in weeks
getting downvoted into oblivion on reddit as exposure therapy for my fear of rejection
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
getting downvoted into oblivion on reddit as exposure therapy for my fear of rejection
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Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
‘fucking ghouls’ doesn’t even begin to describe the people in power
Meals on Wheels America spox on OMB pause:
"the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."
"the uncertainty right now is creating chaos for local Meals on Wheels providers not knowing whether they should be serving meals today. Which unfortunately means seniors will panic not knowing where their next meals will come from."
January 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
‘fucking ghouls’ doesn’t even begin to describe the people in power