Jen B 🏞🎢🎨📚⚱️
@jenburns70.bsky.social
Nashville since '84, dog and cat lover
Preds STH, Tennis Fan, EPL - COYS!
Snarky Gen X
No DMs unless I personally know you.
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Preds STH, Tennis Fan, EPL - COYS!
Snarky Gen X
No DMs unless I personally know you.
💙
she/her
🐾🦞
Northern Lights really popping over Nashville tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Northern Lights really popping over Nashville tonight.
Actually, just let him sleep. Nothing to see here. 🤦♀️🔥🗑
October 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Actually, just let him sleep. Nothing to see here. 🤦♀️🔥🗑
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Just a reminder that you don’t have to bring screenshots over from Twitter. Especially not hateful ones. We can imagine what they’re saying, and we’re not there for a reason. Thx!
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just a reminder that you don’t have to bring screenshots over from Twitter. Especially not hateful ones. We can imagine what they’re saying, and we’re not there for a reason. Thx!
GenX here. I did this in June 2019. I needed a MMR booster!
fellow olds, get your titers checked or ask about just getting an mmr booster. we don’t want fucking MEASLES to spread.
September 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
GenX here. I did this in June 2019. I needed a MMR booster!
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Former Republican U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist: "If you’re looking at any policy through a lens of health and well-being, you’d have to say that the current administration’s approach to vaccines is wrong. It will hurt people, and thousands of people will die if it’s fulfilled."
Bill Frist Looks to Science
Following his four years as a national conservative leader, physician Bill Frist of the billionaire Frist family has focused on the health and education of future generations
www.nashvillescene.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Former Republican U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist: "If you’re looking at any policy through a lens of health and well-being, you’d have to say that the current administration’s approach to vaccines is wrong. It will hurt people, and thousands of people will die if it’s fulfilled."
European washers be like, you want to wash 5 kg of clothes for 2 hours and listen to a spin cycle that sounds like a jet plane taking off? 😊😬
September 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
European washers be like, you want to wash 5 kg of clothes for 2 hours and listen to a spin cycle that sounds like a jet plane taking off? 😊😬
I, looking at the US news, can't wait to fly home on Saturday.
Back to drinking whiskey and hard cider until then.
What a stupid fucking country. Violence is not the answer.
#ItsTheGuns
Back to drinking whiskey and hard cider until then.
What a stupid fucking country. Violence is not the answer.
#ItsTheGuns
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I, looking at the US news, can't wait to fly home on Saturday.
Back to drinking whiskey and hard cider until then.
What a stupid fucking country. Violence is not the answer.
#ItsTheGuns
Back to drinking whiskey and hard cider until then.
What a stupid fucking country. Violence is not the answer.
#ItsTheGuns
September 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Tullamore D.E.W. tour this afternoon. Their amazing Irish Coffee kicked any jetlag to the curb!
August 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Tullamore D.E.W. tour this afternoon. Their amazing Irish Coffee kicked any jetlag to the curb!
4 sleeps until Ireland!
August 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
4 sleeps until Ireland!
The amount of people I see being upset over a rebrand of a restaurant is kinda sad. Says a lot about this country that a logo owns them. 🙄
August 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The amount of people I see being upset over a rebrand of a restaurant is kinda sad. Says a lot about this country that a logo owns them. 🙄
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♫ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEEEEENE ♫
![PANEL 1: DOLLY PARTON, in a sparkly red dress, huge blond hair, playing a guitar, aggressively sings at an auburn-haired woman quicklky reading a book.
DOLLY: [music note] Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I’m begging of you please don’t take my man. [music note]
PANEL 2: DOLLY continues to sing with mouth wide open as the woman (JOLENE) looks up from her book, where she is bothering no one.
DOLLY: He talks about you in his sleep, there’s nothing I can do to keep, from crying, when he calls your name, Jolene. [music note]
PANEL 3: DOLLY continues to aggressively sing at the woman who is now getting more annoyed. She still holds her book, clearly just wanting to be left alone.
DOLLY: And I can easily understand how you could easily take my man but you don’ tknow what he means to me, Jolene [music note]
PANEL 4: The scene zooms out to show JOLENE on a plane, surrounded by people minding their own business, but sitting next to a hillbilly looking man. DOLLY is still behind her, mouth wide open still singing. JOLENE is more annoyed, holding her book.
NARRATION: In the end, Jolene just switched seats.
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August 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
♫ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JOLEEEEEEENE ♫
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As @govbilllee can hardly contain his glee over this private Teslas-only tunnel, @verge points out Musk has “quietly dropped” tunnel projects in other cities — and workers have “consistently flirted with death”
(Not that Lee ever cared about workers)
www.theverge.com/news/716004/...
(Not that Lee ever cared about workers)
www.theverge.com/news/716004/...
July 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
As @govbilllee can hardly contain his glee over this private Teslas-only tunnel, @verge points out Musk has “quietly dropped” tunnel projects in other cities — and workers have “consistently flirted with death”
(Not that Lee ever cared about workers)
www.theverge.com/news/716004/...
(Not that Lee ever cared about workers)
www.theverge.com/news/716004/...
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BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne, the Black Sabbath singer who rose to heavy metal stardom, has died at age 76, his family says.
Ozzy Osbourne, pioneering heavy metal singer and Black Sabbath frontman, dies at 76
Word of Osbourne’s demise came weeks after the ailing front man reunited with his original Black Sabbath bandmates.
nbcnews.to
July 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne, the Black Sabbath singer who rose to heavy metal stardom, has died at age 76, his family says.
I love the home run derby. Cal Raleigh has been a beast tonight! #MLBHomeRunDerby
July 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love the home run derby. Cal Raleigh has been a beast tonight! #MLBHomeRunDerby
Anisimova beats Sabalenka to advance to the #Wimbledon final! What a match! 🇺🇸💪🏼🎾💜💚🤍
July 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Anisimova beats Sabalenka to advance to the #Wimbledon final! What a match! 🇺🇸💪🏼🎾💜💚🤍
Main Street Liquors really showing their true colors today on FB. It's not going to age well on the East Side.
July 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Main Street Liquors really showing their true colors today on FB. It's not going to age well on the East Side.
This lake is vengeful and rightly so.
5 injured after boat explodes on Lake Lanier, Hall County fire officials say www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/07/05/5...
July 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This lake is vengeful and rightly so.
We went to Shotgun Willie's for lunch with my Mom today. Still rock solid Texas BBQ. I tried the smoked chicken salad, it was, as Bill said, "life changing".
The line to order was very long but worth it.
The line to order was very long but worth it.
July 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We went to Shotgun Willie's for lunch with my Mom today. Still rock solid Texas BBQ. I tried the smoked chicken salad, it was, as Bill said, "life changing".
The line to order was very long but worth it.
The line to order was very long but worth it.
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I'm currently in northern Mississippi in a small town. We're here visiting my 97 year old grandma so my time is busy with that but my heart is heavy with all that is going on.
June 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm currently in northern Mississippi in a small town. We're here visiting my 97 year old grandma so my time is busy with that but my heart is heavy with all that is going on.
Yall stay safe but peacefully fight the power! ✊️
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
June 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yall stay safe but peacefully fight the power! ✊️
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Was nice to see so many people out bringing attention to street safety.
June 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Was nice to see so many people out bringing attention to street safety.
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Coco Gauff: A shining light of resilience .... marvelous piece open.substack.com/pub/contrari...
Coco Gauff: A shining light of resilience
Just 21 years old, the tennis star is already a role model.
open.substack.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Coco Gauff: A shining light of resilience .... marvelous piece open.substack.com/pub/contrari...