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Jeff VanderMeer
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NYT bestselling author of the Southern Reach series, including Absolution. Repped by Joe Veltre at Gersh. he/him
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November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
DO NOT EAT
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
do you know humor is not like bile and stuff right?
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
never gotten complaints about my Puce Carrot jacket before....
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hmm. They just confiscated my jacket as "uncomplimentary color hue offensive to French culture".
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reposted by Jeff VanderMeer
Yep got that, and also got a requirement for Remedial Enfrenchment for not eating enough macarons during the trip??

They can't enforce that though right
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wtf. I don't think they can but I don't know Macarons Law under Macron.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Also must complete "remedial course" in "reconizing as raw a breakfast buffet egg and learning to soft boil it properly" before I am allowed to reenter France. @premeemohamed.com ... did you get this too?!
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
can i at least get belgian pomme frites for chrissakes?! a flemish stew?! for variety?! have some damn compassion.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i would never go see a film i dreamt up during a headcold. Flu, yes. Cold, no.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
gawd who wrote this... is terrible
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
but day of the dead parade has been cryo'd and mecha'd too and comes after him along with a never explained giant steampunk Sean Connery head spliced onto Darth Vader who just hisses like a snake and pets him giant psycho capybara, which eats cats and quotes obscure philosophy. May have head cold.
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
No it really looks nothing like that.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
can it be the real raised by wolves season 2 instead?
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Well, it did me. And it is not a novel.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i think i distrust that the interior typesetting will be readable
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ok if you prefer the US cover, you and I cannot be friends Just sayin'.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM