Jose Cafe
@jeauxbrown.bsky.social
Still trying to live and love life.
Only reason I’m keeping the account on the bird app is bc Barack Obama still follows me on there.
Only reason I’m keeping the account on the bird app is bc Barack Obama still follows me on there.
Disgusted bc my wife was stressing yesterday and had me take her blood pressure 3x yesterday just for it to be fine. But then I decided to humor myself and take mine too only to see that mine was concerningly high 🫠.
June 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Disgusted bc my wife was stressing yesterday and had me take her blood pressure 3x yesterday just for it to be fine. But then I decided to humor myself and take mine too only to see that mine was concerningly high 🫠.
I keep cycling between telling myself to stay content where I am bc I finally have peace and wanting to try something new and disrupt what I got in order to challenge myself.
June 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I keep cycling between telling myself to stay content where I am bc I finally have peace and wanting to try something new and disrupt what I got in order to challenge myself.
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That being Rich/wealthy = being intelligent.
9. What is something the poor shouldn't glamorize about the rich?
April 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That being Rich/wealthy = being intelligent.
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Started/Going. Two infants died of pertussis in Louisiana, where last month the state’s surgeon general banned health department staff from encouraging vaccination.
March 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Started/Going. Two infants died of pertussis in Louisiana, where last month the state’s surgeon general banned health department staff from encouraging vaccination.
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Ol Jeffy tried to get some heinous shit passed in an off cycle vote, got aided by bad rain on the day of, AND STILL got absolutely DEE-STROYED
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
March 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Ol Jeffy tried to get some heinous shit passed in an off cycle vote, got aided by bad rain on the day of, AND STILL got absolutely DEE-STROYED
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
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VOTE TOMORROW, LOUISIANA. NO TO ALL 4.
March 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
VOTE TOMORROW, LOUISIANA. NO TO ALL 4.
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Disney world trips
What are “big money” activities actually?
March 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Disney world trips
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Putting food on layaway is a clear sign that society is…cooked.
March 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Putting food on layaway is a clear sign that society is…cooked.
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The one we’re currently living in 😭😭😭
Which Avenger’s movie are you gearing up for?
March 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The one we’re currently living in 😭😭😭
I feel like all of these Fed cuts are disproportionately affecting us vs them
February 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I feel like all of these Fed cuts are disproportionately affecting us vs them
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Americans are unbelievably dumb and we are putting more and more information behind paywalls.
Can't make this shit up!
Can't make this shit up!
February 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Americans are unbelievably dumb and we are putting more and more information behind paywalls.
Can't make this shit up!
Can't make this shit up!
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I really be shaking my head at least 5x a day thinking about the state of the nation.
a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man .
Alt: a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man .
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I really be shaking my head at least 5x a day thinking about the state of the nation.
It’s been a month of not being able to scroll past more than 3 posts on nearly any platform without some kind of mention of this man and his antics
February 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It’s been a month of not being able to scroll past more than 3 posts on nearly any platform without some kind of mention of this man and his antics
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They act like finding 7 Trump voters who regret it means that the 77 MILLION who voted for him all feel the same way.
I'ma just come out and say it — I think all the "leopards eat faces" content is some bullshit mainstream media is hyping to keep their liberal viewers/readers while the news organization carries water for this totalitarian government.
February 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
They act like finding 7 Trump voters who regret it means that the 77 MILLION who voted for him all feel the same way.
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a white mayne winning the NBA dunk contest in black history month…and 3peated!
February 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
a white mayne winning the NBA dunk contest in black history month…and 3peated!
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*terms & conditions apply
February 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*terms & conditions apply
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Ohio State wanted their coach fired. He won them a chip.
Eagles fans wanted their coach fired. He won them a chip.
Why can’t any of my hate get my coaches to win a chip? What am I doing wrong? lol
Eagles fans wanted their coach fired. He won them a chip.
Why can’t any of my hate get my coaches to win a chip? What am I doing wrong? lol
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ohio State wanted their coach fired. He won them a chip.
Eagles fans wanted their coach fired. He won them a chip.
Why can’t any of my hate get my coaches to win a chip? What am I doing wrong? lol
Eagles fans wanted their coach fired. He won them a chip.
Why can’t any of my hate get my coaches to win a chip? What am I doing wrong? lol
Sza played her role in One of Them Days too well bc I couldn’t stop laughing at her
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sza played her role in One of Them Days too well bc I couldn’t stop laughing at her
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It’s time.
a bald man is standing in front of a microphone and holding a baton .
Alt: Celebrity Deathmatch “Let’s Get It On!”
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s time.
I have the worst habit of not paying attention and texting one person thinking I’m texting another. And luckily this has never landed me in drama. But plenty of awkward situations 😂.
February 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I have the worst habit of not paying attention and texting one person thinking I’m texting another. And luckily this has never landed me in drama. But plenty of awkward situations 😂.
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This is the energy I have for Monday because I’m knocking this week OUT!
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is the energy I have for Monday because I’m knocking this week OUT!
May I never experience the level of church hurt(or any kind for that matter) to care enough to comment on strangers’ posts.
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
May I never experience the level of church hurt(or any kind for that matter) to care enough to comment on strangers’ posts.
Job has always been one of the more difficult books in the Bible for me to read
January 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Job has always been one of the more difficult books in the Bible for me to read
At this point I’m convinced that the Orange Man’s followers are so loyal that they could be forced to live in the forest and be content to have it better than “others”
January 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At this point I’m convinced that the Orange Man’s followers are so loyal that they could be forced to live in the forest and be content to have it better than “others”