Jonathan Kovacs 🇨🇦
@jdk.ca
Solution Architect, Foodie, Destroyer of Worlds...
Hah! That explains much.
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hah! That explains much.
This seems in character.
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This seems in character.
“You have not experienced K-Pop Demon Hunters until you have streamed it in the original Klingon.” — Chancellor Gorkon
September 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“You have not experienced K-Pop Demon Hunters until you have streamed it in the original Klingon.” — Chancellor Gorkon
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Book challenge:
- read a book published in each year of your life
- read books that scare you
- offer a librarian whiskey & chocolates to show you hidden books of dark spells & maps to the realm of faerie
- build a wizard tower out of books, hide inside for 1,000 years, and emerge with untold power
- read a book published in each year of your life
- read books that scare you
- offer a librarian whiskey & chocolates to show you hidden books of dark spells & maps to the realm of faerie
- build a wizard tower out of books, hide inside for 1,000 years, and emerge with untold power
August 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Book challenge:
- read a book published in each year of your life
- read books that scare you
- offer a librarian whiskey & chocolates to show you hidden books of dark spells & maps to the realm of faerie
- build a wizard tower out of books, hide inside for 1,000 years, and emerge with untold power
- read a book published in each year of your life
- read books that scare you
- offer a librarian whiskey & chocolates to show you hidden books of dark spells & maps to the realm of faerie
- build a wizard tower out of books, hide inside for 1,000 years, and emerge with untold power
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from playing Clair Obscure: Expedition 33, it’s that there’s no block or parry for #emotionaldamage
July 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from playing Clair Obscure: Expedition 33, it’s that there’s no block or parry for #emotionaldamage
If anyone asks, I’m going to tell them this was a young Joe Biden. 🤣
June 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If anyone asks, I’m going to tell them this was a young Joe Biden. 🤣
I’m not saying Siri’s voicemail transcription isn’t good, but I have questions…
May 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m not saying Siri’s voicemail transcription isn’t good, but I have questions…
It took nearly 25 years, but I finally used Big O notation for something other than a job interview. My inner Computer Scientist is feeling quite smug right now. 🤣
May 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It took nearly 25 years, but I finally used Big O notation for something other than a job interview. My inner Computer Scientist is feeling quite smug right now. 🤣
This should tell you all you need to know about Canadian politics. 🤣
April 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This should tell you all you need to know about Canadian politics. 🤣
Oh, that is savage…
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Oh, that is savage…
I can assure you that I’m the last person you’d want trying to land the plane!
March 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I can assure you that I’m the last person you’d want trying to land the plane!
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People are now referring to
Pete Hegseth as Mister “WhiskeyLeaks,” and I’m kinda jealous that I didn’t think of it first…
Brilliant. 😂
Pete Hegseth as Mister “WhiskeyLeaks,” and I’m kinda jealous that I didn’t think of it first…
Brilliant. 😂
March 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
People are now referring to
Pete Hegseth as Mister “WhiskeyLeaks,” and I’m kinda jealous that I didn’t think of it first…
Brilliant. 😂
Pete Hegseth as Mister “WhiskeyLeaks,” and I’m kinda jealous that I didn’t think of it first…
Brilliant. 😂
Modern problems require modern solutions!
March 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Modern problems require modern solutions!
While we’re randomly renaming things, Wasabi Paste will henceforth be known as Angry Guacamole.
March 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
While we’re randomly renaming things, Wasabi Paste will henceforth be known as Angry Guacamole.
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It's not about the border or fentanyl
Matthew Holmes, Canadian Chamber of Commerce to CBC
"As serious as combatting illegal fentanyl is, its link to these trade decisions is highly questionable. In fact, it appears there are more eggs being smuggled in the US from Canada right now than fentanyl."
Matthew Holmes, Canadian Chamber of Commerce to CBC
"As serious as combatting illegal fentanyl is, its link to these trade decisions is highly questionable. In fact, it appears there are more eggs being smuggled in the US from Canada right now than fentanyl."
March 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's not about the border or fentanyl
Matthew Holmes, Canadian Chamber of Commerce to CBC
"As serious as combatting illegal fentanyl is, its link to these trade decisions is highly questionable. In fact, it appears there are more eggs being smuggled in the US from Canada right now than fentanyl."
Matthew Holmes, Canadian Chamber of Commerce to CBC
"As serious as combatting illegal fentanyl is, its link to these trade decisions is highly questionable. In fact, it appears there are more eggs being smuggled in the US from Canada right now than fentanyl."
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Reposted by Jonathan Kovacs 🇨🇦
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “'Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us w/ fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price' is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had 6 wks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch."
March 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “'Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us w/ fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price' is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had 6 wks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch."
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25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!
March 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
25% tariffs??? Jesus christ. Canadian fentanyl is expensive enough as it is!
New Word of the Day: Canyonerofication - Describing the trend of automakers to make ever larger, heavier and less practical vehicles.
February 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
New Word of the Day: Canyonerofication - Describing the trend of automakers to make ever larger, heavier and less practical vehicles.
This is super catchy at 1.5x speed. youtu.be/-uHZhQcL-AI?...
The Feet of Thunder
YouTube video by John Slegers
youtu.be
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is super catchy at 1.5x speed. youtu.be/-uHZhQcL-AI?...
Thank you for your cooperation. 🤣
February 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Thank you for your cooperation. 🤣