Jasper Dimineaţă
@jdimineata.bsky.social
Metaphysical Specialist, Reiki Master, EFT-TFT Specialist, Artist, Writer, Mischief Maker, Professional Over-Achiever, Certified Crunchy Hippie
I hope everyone wins the fight they don't tell people about.
July 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I hope everyone wins the fight they don't tell people about.
These password leaks are whack.
*grumble grumble grumble*
*grumble grumble grumble*
June 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
These password leaks are whack.
*grumble grumble grumble*
*grumble grumble grumble*
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To the tune of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America:
🎶Trump sat in a funk on a bench at the park
Extremely pissed cause he's got no heart
Shit flowed into his adult diaper
While Melania ignored the man behind her🎶
🎶Trump sat in a funk on a bench at the park
Extremely pissed cause he's got no heart
Shit flowed into his adult diaper
While Melania ignored the man behind her🎶
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
To the tune of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America:
🎶Trump sat in a funk on a bench at the park
Extremely pissed cause he's got no heart
Shit flowed into his adult diaper
While Melania ignored the man behind her🎶
🎶Trump sat in a funk on a bench at the park
Extremely pissed cause he's got no heart
Shit flowed into his adult diaper
While Melania ignored the man behind her🎶
Nature.
Much wow.
Very vertical.
Much wow.
Very vertical.
April 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Nature.
Much wow.
Very vertical.
Much wow.
Very vertical.
Twerking is just a bun dance.
That's why it's RICH.
Thank you.
That's why it's RICH.
Thank you.
March 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Twerking is just a bun dance.
That's why it's RICH.
Thank you.
That's why it's RICH.
Thank you.
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Don't just protect your peace. Nourish your soul. Make sure you do something today, and every day, that brings calm and reminds you of the beauty that can and does exist around you.
Walk in love today and always. 💜
Walk in love today and always. 💜
January 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Don't just protect your peace. Nourish your soul. Make sure you do something today, and every day, that brings calm and reminds you of the beauty that can and does exist around you.
Walk in love today and always. 💜
Walk in love today and always. 💜
Democracy dies to the sounds of thunderous applause.
January 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Democracy dies to the sounds of thunderous applause.
What a good day to support black businesses.
✌🏿
✌🏿
January 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What a good day to support black businesses.
✌🏿
✌🏿
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Today is the perfect day to tell the jerk in your life to fuck off, keep fucking off, and fuck off even further until they fall off the map.
January 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Today is the perfect day to tell the jerk in your life to fuck off, keep fucking off, and fuck off even further until they fall off the map.
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January 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Bend your knees before kicking Nazis.
This has been a PSA
This has been a PSA
January 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bend your knees before kicking Nazis.
This has been a PSA
This has been a PSA
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me: [has room temperature generic Dr. Pepper]
me: HOLY SHIT, THAT'S SO GOOD, I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME NOW
me: HOLY SHIT, THAT'S SO GOOD, I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME NOW
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
me: [has room temperature generic Dr. Pepper]
me: HOLY SHIT, THAT'S SO GOOD, I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME NOW
me: HOLY SHIT, THAT'S SO GOOD, I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME NOW
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Timeshares are adult waterparks.
I will not be accepting questions.
I will not be accepting questions.
January 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Timeshares are adult waterparks.
I will not be accepting questions.
I will not be accepting questions.
Severely happy I finally have a break to take a breather.
January 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Severely happy I finally have a break to take a breather.
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Do you put an Angel on the top of your Christmas tree?
December 9, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Do you put an Angel on the top of your Christmas tree?
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[Roku main screen: Rewind 2024!]
No. *No.* Not just no, but hellllllllllllllllllll no.
I'm not gonna rewind 2024 and I'm certainly not gonna fast-forward it, either.
...
... is there a Pause 2024? Can we do that? I wanna pause 2024.
No. *No.* Not just no, but hellllllllllllllllllll no.
I'm not gonna rewind 2024 and I'm certainly not gonna fast-forward it, either.
...
... is there a Pause 2024? Can we do that? I wanna pause 2024.
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
[Roku main screen: Rewind 2024!]
No. *No.* Not just no, but hellllllllllllllllllll no.
I'm not gonna rewind 2024 and I'm certainly not gonna fast-forward it, either.
...
... is there a Pause 2024? Can we do that? I wanna pause 2024.
No. *No.* Not just no, but hellllllllllllllllllll no.
I'm not gonna rewind 2024 and I'm certainly not gonna fast-forward it, either.
...
... is there a Pause 2024? Can we do that? I wanna pause 2024.
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it’s cool being able to scroll through more than six posts without wanting to k!ll myself
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
it’s cool being able to scroll through more than six posts without wanting to k!ll myself
D'y'all ever just want to leave society to go live in the woods, permanently?
November 18, 2024 at 1:05 AM
D'y'all ever just want to leave society to go live in the woods, permanently?
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November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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If you're a Veteran and you get your healthcare from the VA, please make appointments with your PCP and specialists before January 20th, and make sure to update all your vaccines and order your meds.
November 17, 2024 at 11:17 PM
If you're a Veteran and you get your healthcare from the VA, please make appointments with your PCP and specialists before January 20th, and make sure to update all your vaccines and order your meds.
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
And miles to go before I sleep.
November 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
And miles to go before I sleep.
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This fight could have been an email.
November 16, 2024 at 5:33 AM
This fight could have been an email.