marlowe
@jdarcyb.bsky.social
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if you have a bunch of blueberries and one of them is moldy, exposing the others to it doesn’t make the moldy one healthy. it just makes them ALL moldy.
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
if you have a bunch of blueberries and one of them is moldy, exposing the others to it doesn’t make the moldy one healthy. it just makes them ALL moldy.
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Everyone I know is sick, almost all of them sound like Dracula, and I'm coming to the realization we will not have any idea what any of this shit even is until the Felchfather is out of office.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Everyone I know is sick, almost all of them sound like Dracula, and I'm coming to the realization we will not have any idea what any of this shit even is until the Felchfather is out of office.
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She couldn’t stay on it uncovered too long, her tender belly meat started to overcook
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
She couldn’t stay on it uncovered too long, her tender belly meat started to overcook
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“Someone from the far future infected the past with a mutagenic virus. You’re a warrior with the ability to travel through spacetime and you create a one-year time loop to try to prevent the world from ending by uniting a team of infected conscripts”
Vs
“Fucking…Christ, uhh. Ok,”
Vs
“Fucking…Christ, uhh. Ok,”
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Someone from the far future infected the past with a mutagenic virus. You’re a warrior with the ability to travel through spacetime and you create a one-year time loop to try to prevent the world from ending by uniting a team of infected conscripts”
Vs
“Fucking…Christ, uhh. Ok,”
Vs
“Fucking…Christ, uhh. Ok,”
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
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Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
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This was SO fascinating.
Fascinating read on how a suspicious pitch highlighted a growing problem in freelance journalism: A flood of generative AI that even prestige publications don't catch, complete with fabricated quotes, from scammers who see opportunity in a field so many real humans are struggling to survive in.
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This was SO fascinating.
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We don't really know how bicycles work.
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We don't really know how bicycles work.
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Tomorrow, only on Nebula (despite getting scooped by @acollierastro.bsky.social)
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Tomorrow, only on Nebula (despite getting scooped by @acollierastro.bsky.social)
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"“Elections have consequences.”
That's what West Shore School Board [PA] Chair Kelly Brent said after the board tabled three policies — including a restrictive book policy and an anti-LGBTQ+ bathroom policy — that had been priorities of the outgoing far-right majority."
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That's what West Shore School Board [PA] Chair Kelly Brent said after the board tabled three policies — including a restrictive book policy and an anti-LGBTQ+ bathroom policy — that had been priorities of the outgoing far-right majority."
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November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"“Elections have consequences.”
That's what West Shore School Board [PA] Chair Kelly Brent said after the board tabled three policies — including a restrictive book policy and an anti-LGBTQ+ bathroom policy — that had been priorities of the outgoing far-right majority."
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That's what West Shore School Board [PA] Chair Kelly Brent said after the board tabled three policies — including a restrictive book policy and an anti-LGBTQ+ bathroom policy — that had been priorities of the outgoing far-right majority."
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
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I will basically listen to any cover of Teardrop by Massive Attack, even a mediocre one
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I will basically listen to any cover of Teardrop by Massive Attack, even a mediocre one
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.