Justin Elliott
@jdanelliott.bsky.social
booze things | Woody & PJ’s dad | bikes | blazer enthusiast | sometimes plays some music | arsenal fc | austin fc | in NYC I was a Texan, in Texas I’m a yankee
Plus it gives some of the new players a chance to fill their hearts with hate!
July 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Plus it gives some of the new players a chance to fill their hearts with hate!
MOAR CONTENT! But for real, I think it could be interesting for some of the clubs that aren’t quite as omnipresent in the discourse. Not sure I really care to hear nuanced takes from a MUFC or Chelsea supporter. But maybe, if they’re self-loathing enough!
June 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
MOAR CONTENT! But for real, I think it could be interesting for some of the clubs that aren’t quite as omnipresent in the discourse. Not sure I really care to hear nuanced takes from a MUFC or Chelsea supporter. But maybe, if they’re self-loathing enough!
I’m convinced he’s gonna drop an “I told you I always win in my second year” and then lift a🖕and walk away.
May 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m convinced he’s gonna drop an “I told you I always win in my second year” and then lift a🖕and walk away.
Is Amorim gone if he wins? I’m not sure he is, and buying a bunch of system players this summer only for him to be replaced by a back four manager midseason could definitely help undo any CL $ benefit he earned with a win today.
May 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is Amorim gone if he wins? I’m not sure he is, and buying a bunch of system players this summer only for him to be replaced by a back four manager midseason could definitely help undo any CL $ benefit he earned with a win today.
Am I nuts or isn’t it because “female” can be an adjective and “woman”/“women” is always a noun?
May 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Am I nuts or isn’t it because “female” can be an adjective and “woman”/“women” is always a noun?
Here in Austin if “hamachi crudo” appears on your menu you’re obligated to play Khruangbin every third song. If you also have a burrata on menu then you’re obligated to play an equal measure of Tame Impala. You must then choose between 90s rap or LCD Soundsystem for the remaining selections.
April 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Here in Austin if “hamachi crudo” appears on your menu you’re obligated to play Khruangbin every third song. If you also have a burrata on menu then you’re obligated to play an equal measure of Tame Impala. You must then choose between 90s rap or LCD Soundsystem for the remaining selections.
It’s giving Brendan Rogers at Leicester
April 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’s giving Brendan Rogers at Leicester
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It’s also not deportation if they’re a U.S. citizen
April 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s also not deportation if they’re a U.S. citizen
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Them: So it’s your fault?
Me: No, it’s the mistake’s fault.
Them: Who made the mistake?
Me: Somebody? Nobody? Doesn’t matter.
Them: It definitely does.
Me: No, see, it’s the mistake’s fault. That’s why I blame the mistake.
Them: But -
Me: I blame the mistake.
Them: [swears in ancient language]
Me: No, it’s the mistake’s fault.
Them: Who made the mistake?
Me: Somebody? Nobody? Doesn’t matter.
Them: It definitely does.
Me: No, see, it’s the mistake’s fault. That’s why I blame the mistake.
Them: But -
Me: I blame the mistake.
Them: [swears in ancient language]
April 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Them: So it’s your fault?
Me: No, it’s the mistake’s fault.
Them: Who made the mistake?
Me: Somebody? Nobody? Doesn’t matter.
Them: It definitely does.
Me: No, see, it’s the mistake’s fault. That’s why I blame the mistake.
Them: But -
Me: I blame the mistake.
Them: [swears in ancient language]
Me: No, it’s the mistake’s fault.
Them: Who made the mistake?
Me: Somebody? Nobody? Doesn’t matter.
Them: It definitely does.
Me: No, see, it’s the mistake’s fault. That’s why I blame the mistake.
Them: But -
Me: I blame the mistake.
Them: [swears in ancient language]
He must have used the “between the devil and the deep blue sea” bit at least three times.
April 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
He must have used the “between the devil and the deep blue sea” bit at least three times.
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April 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Here are two guaranteed ways for cyclists to piss off drivers:
1) roll through a stop sign
2) make a full and complete stop at a stop sign
1) roll through a stop sign
2) make a full and complete stop at a stop sign
April 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Here are two guaranteed ways for cyclists to piss off drivers:
1) roll through a stop sign
2) make a full and complete stop at a stop sign
1) roll through a stop sign
2) make a full and complete stop at a stop sign
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i kind of think democrats should announce that once they take power they will invade any country that hosts american citizens in trump gulags
April 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i kind of think democrats should announce that once they take power they will invade any country that hosts american citizens in trump gulags