🦋JP🦋
@jcpas.bsky.social
Fluent in Spanglish and Sarcasm.
#3E, Bull Terrier Mom, Mountain Trekker, Rehabilitation Professional 👩🦽🏋♂️💪, TX --> VA, Nature Lover, Woke AF, 🏳️🌈 Ally. Valdesi 🇮🇹 🇺🇲
#3E, Bull Terrier Mom, Mountain Trekker, Rehabilitation Professional 👩🦽🏋♂️💪, TX --> VA, Nature Lover, Woke AF, 🏳️🌈 Ally. Valdesi 🇮🇹 🇺🇲
I wonder if MAGAts have tried breathing through their noses, instead of their mouths?
More oxygen might get to their brains.
More oxygen might get to their brains.
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I wonder if MAGAts have tried breathing through their noses, instead of their mouths?
More oxygen might get to their brains.
More oxygen might get to their brains.
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How much longer?
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
How much longer?
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
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If you think an MRI is routine, go ahead and check with your health insurance provider to see if they’ll ok that under your coverage.
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If you think an MRI is routine, go ahead and check with your health insurance provider to see if they’ll ok that under your coverage.
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Dedicated to fighting wokeness.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dedicated to fighting wokeness.
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Today I learned that Senile Satan controls hurricanes, and not just with a sharpie.
Kristi Noem: “You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.”
Kristi Noem: “You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Today I learned that Senile Satan controls hurricanes, and not just with a sharpie.
Kristi Noem: “You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.”
Kristi Noem: “You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.”
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O'Hara: "There's folks that are masked, they may be kidnapping people. We have had those reports. The community should know that if you see something like that, you should call 911. Let's not forget -- we very recently had tragedy in this state by someone who was purporting to be law enforcement."
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
O'Hara: "There's folks that are masked, they may be kidnapping people. We have had those reports. The community should know that if you see something like that, you should call 911. Let's not forget -- we very recently had tragedy in this state by someone who was purporting to be law enforcement."
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
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A shelter received a donation of stuffed toys and let each dog pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A shelter received a donation of stuffed toys and let each dog pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
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Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.
I've on a #pie kick lately. A friend gifted me a generous amount of venison - this is my first (ever) attempt at cooking with it.
Made a Shepherd's Pie. I added chopped bacon, peas, carrots, bell pepper, sweet onion. Topped with cheesy potatoes.
#virginiacooking #venisonfordinner
Made a Shepherd's Pie. I added chopped bacon, peas, carrots, bell pepper, sweet onion. Topped with cheesy potatoes.
#virginiacooking #venisonfordinner
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I've on a #pie kick lately. A friend gifted me a generous amount of venison - this is my first (ever) attempt at cooking with it.
Made a Shepherd's Pie. I added chopped bacon, peas, carrots, bell pepper, sweet onion. Topped with cheesy potatoes.
#virginiacooking #venisonfordinner
Made a Shepherd's Pie. I added chopped bacon, peas, carrots, bell pepper, sweet onion. Topped with cheesy potatoes.
#virginiacooking #venisonfordinner
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It's a cult.
These parents are literally saying they’d sacrifice their own children, and everyone else's, at the altar of it.
They trust him that blindly.
That level of obedience isn’t patriotism.
It’s terrifying.
There’s no independent or critical thought left under those red hats.
#Pinks
These parents are literally saying they’d sacrifice their own children, and everyone else's, at the altar of it.
They trust him that blindly.
That level of obedience isn’t patriotism.
It’s terrifying.
There’s no independent or critical thought left under those red hats.
#Pinks
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's a cult.
These parents are literally saying they’d sacrifice their own children, and everyone else's, at the altar of it.
They trust him that blindly.
That level of obedience isn’t patriotism.
It’s terrifying.
There’s no independent or critical thought left under those red hats.
#Pinks
These parents are literally saying they’d sacrifice their own children, and everyone else's, at the altar of it.
They trust him that blindly.
That level of obedience isn’t patriotism.
It’s terrifying.
There’s no independent or critical thought left under those red hats.
#Pinks
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Exoplanet... 😱😮
PASSENGER JET FLIES STRAIGHT INTO AN APOCALYPTIC AWAKENING Somewhere over the scorched Horn of Africa, a volcano that had slept for centuries suddenly tore the sky open. From 35,000 feet, stunned passengers on a routine commercial flight watched a dormant titan detonate beneath them.
PASSENGER JET FLIES STRAIGHT INTO AN APOCALYPTIC AWAKENING Somewhere over the scorched Horn of Africa, a volcano that had slept for centuries suddenly tore the sky open. From 35,000 feet, stunned passengers on a routine commercial flight watched a dormant titan detonate beneath them.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Exoplanet... 😱😮
PASSENGER JET FLIES STRAIGHT INTO AN APOCALYPTIC AWAKENING Somewhere over the scorched Horn of Africa, a volcano that had slept for centuries suddenly tore the sky open. From 35,000 feet, stunned passengers on a routine commercial flight watched a dormant titan detonate beneath them.
PASSENGER JET FLIES STRAIGHT INTO AN APOCALYPTIC AWAKENING Somewhere over the scorched Horn of Africa, a volcano that had slept for centuries suddenly tore the sky open. From 35,000 feet, stunned passengers on a routine commercial flight watched a dormant titan detonate beneath them.
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BREAKING: White House Thanksgiving photos reveal nobody sitting at the adult table.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
BREAKING: White House Thanksgiving photos reveal nobody sitting at the adult table.
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
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Iceberg in Greenland. Sunset ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Iceberg in Greenland. Sunset ❤️
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A sad irony in Washington, D.C., where West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot today. Six days ago, a court ruled their deployment was illegal, but stayed the order pending appeal. My heart goes out to these public servants and their families. oag.dc.gov/sites/defaul...
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A sad irony in Washington, D.C., where West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot today. Six days ago, a court ruled their deployment was illegal, but stayed the order pending appeal. My heart goes out to these public servants and their families. oag.dc.gov/sites/defaul...
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
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🎩 I think we all wish we were this dog rn!
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
🎩 I think we all wish we were this dog rn!
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