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Just here for the zip line.
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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One of the better prompts I’ve seen in a minute.

I’m sitting next to Sabrina for the gossip and to make fun of Trump.
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It can never be said enough but the US President is a colossal piece of shit.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“I thought for sure the cuck chair was right here. “
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They’ve been working on it for 17 years so you know it’s going to be very good. /s
Rep. Mark Harris says the Republican healthcare plan is coming next week!
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Grubb tried to get cute with that flea flicker call and lost all the momentum.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is it me or do we start celebrating Toyotathon earlier and earlier every year?
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I fully recognize the food is a few rungs above garbage, but I also can’t resist swinging in for a nostalgic bite whenever I am in Tuscaloosa(or on Lakeshore Dr in Birmingham!!!)
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Beards are woke.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Washington Commanders have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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ICE is prohibited from using deadly force against an evading target, but can justify it if they say they are in danger. Immigration officials have shot into 4 cars in recent weeks. In 3 cases they said the target was driving toward them, when it seems more likely the drivers were trying to escape:
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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No mention at all of the fact that Trump doesn't have the legal authority to do this, that plans haven't even been reviewed (because the office is closed for the government shutdown), that the size and cost estimates keep changing, etc., etc.
Part of White House Is Reduced to Rubble. Trump’s Ballroom Will Rise in Its Place.
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They want Daddy’s love and attention so badly.
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened.

This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.

We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
October 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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imagine joking “i wouldnt give speeches in utah right now”
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tHE lEft NEeDs tO ToNE dOWn itS RhETorIc!!!
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I think she's a disgraceful person. A loser. It's amazing the way people vote, I know it's people from her area of the world, they got here and they vote her in — it's hard to believe. But I think she's a disgusting person."
September 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyway, this weekend will be fun.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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As stated earlier by others, it does not matter what you post or do not post here. The right wing has their narrative they’re going to push, because they understand they are at war with democracy and that propaganda *works.*
Fox News' Jason Chaffetz: "I don’t think it was a coincidence that the shot rang out when you have a question about transgender mass shootings. Hopefully I am wrong. I will probably get criticized for jumping to conclusions... I don’t think that is a coincidence but we will see."
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It was nice to feel joy for at least a few minutes this morning.
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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little says “nothing to see here” like the goon squad getting together to figure out how to hide your shit
NBC News confirms: JD Vance will meet tonight at his residence with Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi, Deputy AG Todd Blanche, FBI Director Kash Patel, and other top Trump officials to discuss the Epstein scandal. @msnbc.com
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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There’s a good chance Mamdani returns home from his vacation without incident but the fact that the Democratic mayoral nominee felt the need to coordinate with the governor in case the President gets goons to detain or arrest him at the border should be shocking. Instead it feels like common sense.
July 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM