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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
Denny's is a solid backup plan
And whomst among us hasn't totally fucked up a turkey 😅🙈
And whomst among us hasn't totally fucked up a turkey 😅🙈
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Denny's is a solid backup plan
And whomst among us hasn't totally fucked up a turkey 😅🙈
And whomst among us hasn't totally fucked up a turkey 😅🙈
But yeah the ice water method is solid, albeit labor intensive and annoying
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
But yeah the ice water method is solid, albeit labor intensive and annoying
Having a garage fridge absolutely makes this an easier process
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Having a garage fridge absolutely makes this an easier process
When we were on rotation to South Korea (without our families obviously), almost all of us in my little friend group were in command and completely fried, so we didn't want to do friendsgiving in the barracks 🙈
I spent Thanksgiving eating ramen & watching movies in my pajamas
I spent Thanksgiving eating ramen & watching movies in my pajamas
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When we were on rotation to South Korea (without our families obviously), almost all of us in my little friend group were in command and completely fried, so we didn't want to do friendsgiving in the barracks 🙈
I spent Thanksgiving eating ramen & watching movies in my pajamas
I spent Thanksgiving eating ramen & watching movies in my pajamas
Dear LORD why not just thaw it a day earlier
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dear LORD why not just thaw it a day earlier
Still not typically recommended as the safest option, but if you're deadset on it, that would be the way I'd do it
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Still not typically recommended as the safest option, but if you're deadset on it, that would be the way I'd do it
Please livestream it & send me the link
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Please livestream it & send me the link
You guys remember when he called one of the divers on that cave rescue mission a pedophile because he was upset the Thai government didnt want his asinine "kid-sized" submarine
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You guys remember when he called one of the divers on that cave rescue mission a pedophile because he was upset the Thai government didnt want his asinine "kid-sized" submarine
All of my Midwest thanksgivings have featured lots of yelling, talking about the vikings, and drinking brandy
This was not that 😅
This was not that 😅
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All of my Midwest thanksgivings have featured lots of yelling, talking about the vikings, and drinking brandy
This was not that 😅
This was not that 😅
Important context is that besides my nieces BIL & sister, I didnt know ANYone else
The only people I could make small talk with were already in their own conversational hostage situation
So I spent most of Thanksgiving like this:
The only people I could make small talk with were already in their own conversational hostage situation
So I spent most of Thanksgiving like this:
a man in a suit is sitting at a table in front of a crowd and asking , `` so do you like weather ? ''
Alt: Jonah Hill , `` so do you like weather ? ''
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November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Important context is that besides my nieces BIL & sister, I didnt know ANYone else
The only people I could make small talk with were already in their own conversational hostage situation
So I spent most of Thanksgiving like this:
The only people I could make small talk with were already in their own conversational hostage situation
So I spent most of Thanksgiving like this:
Of beer?? Or on his body??
Bc either way, I get it
Bc either way, I get it
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Of beer?? Or on his body??
Bc either way, I get it
Bc either way, I get it
Reposted by jordan, but spooky 👻🦇🎃
In Hollywood boys are allowed to be monsters as a challenge they can heroically overcome but girl monsters are usually only allowed to exist in relation to how dangerous they are to boys
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
In Hollywood boys are allowed to be monsters as a challenge they can heroically overcome but girl monsters are usually only allowed to exist in relation to how dangerous they are to boys
....I'd try it
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
....I'd try it
Yesss dry brine is the way 🙌
Glad it turned out
Glad it turned out
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yesss dry brine is the way 🙌
Glad it turned out
Glad it turned out
I'm really not trying to start an argument so close to the holidays, but I posted bemoaning the lack of commercially successful mainstream movies featuring a pretty boy + monster girl (specifically from GDT) and your instinct was to "well actually" me?
a man wearing a schitts creek shirt smiles
Alt: Jonathan from schitts creek smiles awkwardly
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November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm really not trying to start an argument so close to the holidays, but I posted bemoaning the lack of commercially successful mainstream movies featuring a pretty boy + monster girl (specifically from GDT) and your instinct was to "well actually" me?
Whereas in the og post, the men are unequivocally monsters
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whereas in the og post, the men are unequivocally monsters
The thing that all of these examples have in common is that the girl monster is, on the surface, conventionally attractive
A secret monster, if you will
A secret monster, if you will
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The thing that all of these examples have in common is that the girl monster is, on the surface, conventionally attractive
A secret monster, if you will
A secret monster, if you will