jordan, but spooky 👻🦇🎃
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"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
🗺📍dc
"the darkness do be encroaching, tho"
"I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous.
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous.
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
It should be brought up every time he's mentioned.
In any news article, any interview, any history book.
'Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down.'
Put it on his fucking gravestone."
Also just look at this dorky little guy, a 10/10 mascot
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Also just look at this dorky little guy, a 10/10 mascot
I'm afraid that rather than narrowing next year's Halloween choices down, I've added another option 🫣🫣
Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm afraid that rather than narrowing next year's Halloween choices down, I've added another option 🫣🫣
Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
Really just need someone to pay me to do this full-time so I don't have to choose
Essentially this, over and over again lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Essentially this, over and over again lol
Went to a "punk rock flea market" in dc today :)
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Went to a "punk rock flea market" in dc today :)
First game of the regular season 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
First game of the regular season 🥹
Dems do the bare minimum to build coalitions on the left to be an actual opposition party challenge: impossible
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Dems do the bare minimum to build coalitions on the left to be an actual opposition party challenge: impossible
I'm ngl this is the sub-iest, bottom-est thing I've read recently lmao
Oh you want a big strong man to swoop in and lead you???
Hmmmm
Like, methinks doth protest too much
Oh you want a big strong man to swoop in and lead you???
Hmmmm
Like, methinks doth protest too much
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm ngl this is the sub-iest, bottom-est thing I've read recently lmao
Oh you want a big strong man to swoop in and lead you???
Hmmmm
Like, methinks doth protest too much
Oh you want a big strong man to swoop in and lead you???
Hmmmm
Like, methinks doth protest too much
Taste test complete 🤌🤌
The chili fucks
It's spicy and tangy and good
I'll probably eat it over rice though, like a stew
The chili fucks
It's spicy and tangy and good
I'll probably eat it over rice though, like a stew
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Taste test complete 🤌🤌
The chili fucks
It's spicy and tangy and good
I'll probably eat it over rice though, like a stew
The chili fucks
It's spicy and tangy and good
I'll probably eat it over rice though, like a stew
In progress
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
In progress
Breaking out the GOAT now that it's dipped below 30°
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Breaking out the GOAT now that it's dipped below 30°
This is easily the funniest label I've seen on bsky
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is easily the funniest label I've seen on bsky
Look at this beautiful sammie
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Look at this beautiful sammie
Waaay ahead of you, partner
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Waaay ahead of you, partner
She is pretty tho
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
She is pretty tho
I do enjoy when there's one event that everyone's posting about
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I do enjoy when there's one event that everyone's posting about
Had to do a taste test before packing it up and putting it in the fridge 🤌
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Had to do a taste test before packing it up and putting it in the fridge 🤌
Gaudi/Art Nouveau is such a fun architectural style, I wish we had more of it in the US
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gaudi/Art Nouveau is such a fun architectural style, I wish we had more of it in the US
A lil ambitious but let's go
![Screenshot of a notes page titled "Halloweekend Movies"
Haunted Mansion 2023
Blade 2
Prom Night 2008
Five Nights at Freddy's
The Monkey
Queens of the Dead
Halloweentown
[Rec]
The Halloween Tree
Oddity
Borderline
Darkness Falls
Infinity Pool
Scream 5
Urban Legend](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:srtkayvywhqwp3xziwjwtier/bafkreiext33jhpfl542trtqibmbr4xbhdjiltdkwiw5kxxvloq2ug34ms4@jpeg)
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A lil ambitious but let's go
The cowboy hat could light up continuously like this or strobe at 2 different speeds
V fun v festive
V fun v festive
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The cowboy hat could light up continuously like this or strobe at 2 different speeds
V fun v festive
V fun v festive
Next year though. Next year I'm dipping into these ideas
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Next year though. Next year I'm dipping into these ideas
I'm not dressing up for Halloween this year so please enjoy my costumes from the last 4 years instead
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm not dressing up for Halloween this year so please enjoy my costumes from the last 4 years instead