@jbluewillow.bsky.social
Oxford comma enthusiast. Co-parent to 2 Golden Retrievers. Gardener. Water colorist.
Let me get this straight: Our Dear Leader has the power to destroy half the White House for his gold-plated dancehall without consulting anyone, but he doesn't have the power to release funds to feed hungry children. How the pendulum of power swings.
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Let me get this straight: Our Dear Leader has the power to destroy half the White House for his gold-plated dancehall without consulting anyone, but he doesn't have the power to release funds to feed hungry children. How the pendulum of power swings.
May you feel this level of joy.
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
May you feel this level of joy.
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God really has a good point here.
Peaceful assembly isn’t an insurrection.
Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.
Storming the Capitol to hang your own vice-president and end democracy is.
October 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
God really has a good point here.
Ghostly moon
October 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ghostly moon
September asters. Thanks for the tutorial, hello lovely people!
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
September asters. Thanks for the tutorial, hello lovely people!
Ever notice how “Christians” never demand the Beatitudes be posted in public schools?
July 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ever notice how “Christians” never demand the Beatitudes be posted in public schools?
Made my own paper. Then I painted on it. The future is paper.
July 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Made my own paper. Then I painted on it. The future is paper.
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OK, this is how it's done.
June 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
OK, this is how it's done.
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An advance look at “On Parade,” David Plunkert’s cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
An advance look at “On Parade,” David Plunkert’s cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers
Moon over the lake.
June 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Moon over the lake.
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Good books immerse you in a new world. Great books introduce you to a new worldview.
Good books are page-turners—they're meant to be devoured. Great books are corner-folders—they're made to be savored.
Good books keep you engaged. Great books leave you changed.
Good books are page-turners—they're meant to be devoured. Great books are corner-folders—they're made to be savored.
Good books keep you engaged. Great books leave you changed.
June 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Good books immerse you in a new world. Great books introduce you to a new worldview.
Good books are page-turners—they're meant to be devoured. Great books are corner-folders—they're made to be savored.
Good books keep you engaged. Great books leave you changed.
Good books are page-turners—they're meant to be devoured. Great books are corner-folders—they're made to be savored.
Good books keep you engaged. Great books leave you changed.
She taught herself to swim in about 90 seconds.
June 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
She taught herself to swim in about 90 seconds.
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The Gospel of Ernst 4:20
And Jesus said, "Why should I heal you? We are all going to die someday."
And Jesus said, "Why should I heal you? We are all going to die someday."
June 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Gospel of Ernst 4:20
And Jesus said, "Why should I heal you? We are all going to die someday."
And Jesus said, "Why should I heal you? We are all going to die someday."
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Classic Trump: you offer a solution to a problem you helped create and then demand credit and praise for it.
See also: tariffs.
See also: tariffs.
May 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Classic Trump: you offer a solution to a problem you helped create and then demand credit and praise for it.
See also: tariffs.
See also: tariffs.
Peaceful pups
May 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Peaceful pups
Chasing bubbles.
May 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Chasing bubbles.
I’ve begun thanking my dogs for taking me on walks. I probably wouldn’t go as regularly if it weren’t for them.
April 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’ve begun thanking my dogs for taking me on walks. I probably wouldn’t go as regularly if it weren’t for them.
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“I expect the legal profession to understand that the nation is not here for them but they are here for the nation. from now on, I shall intervene in these cases and remove from office those judges who evidently do not understand the demand of the hour”
Trump? Pam Bondi? nope, Hitler bit.ly/44akopT
Trump? Pam Bondi? nope, Hitler bit.ly/44akopT
April 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“I expect the legal profession to understand that the nation is not here for them but they are here for the nation. from now on, I shall intervene in these cases and remove from office those judges who evidently do not understand the demand of the hour”
Trump? Pam Bondi? nope, Hitler bit.ly/44akopT
Trump? Pam Bondi? nope, Hitler bit.ly/44akopT
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Reminder to All Conservative Christians:
Today you celebrate a man for being woke.
Today you celebrate a man for being woke.
April 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reminder to All Conservative Christians:
Today you celebrate a man for being woke.
Today you celebrate a man for being woke.
Kwik kwiz kwestion:
Nothing represents a greater threat to America than
a. pronouns
b. lady parts
c. vaccinations
d. poor people
e. fascism
Nothing represents a greater threat to America than
a. pronouns
b. lady parts
c. vaccinations
d. poor people
e. fascism
April 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Kwik kwiz kwestion:
Nothing represents a greater threat to America than
a. pronouns
b. lady parts
c. vaccinations
d. poor people
e. fascism
Nothing represents a greater threat to America than
a. pronouns
b. lady parts
c. vaccinations
d. poor people
e. fascism
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Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
April 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Another rando flower
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Another rando flower
I think I prefer the black and white to the one I colored in.
April 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think I prefer the black and white to the one I colored in.