Jason Baris
@jbaris.bsky.social
Tech writer. Ex-librarian. CouchPeleton
July 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Ciao #couchpeleton #giroitalia # giroitalia2025
May 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Ciao #couchpeleton #giroitalia # giroitalia2025
He should try an EO to reduce inflation, at maybe threaten tariffs against inflation.
February 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
He should try an EO to reduce inflation, at maybe threaten tariffs against inflation.
I am not a violent person, but I’d kind of like to punch whoever told Trump about Executive Orders
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am not a violent person, but I’d kind of like to punch whoever told Trump about Executive Orders
Has The Darkness always been a great rock band, not a “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” novelty act?
January 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Has The Darkness always been a great rock band, not a “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” novelty act?
Has The Decemberists lowkey become my favorite band?
January 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Has The Decemberists lowkey become my favorite band?
Two real stinkers tonight. Cinderella’s Revenge and Angles Fallen: Warriors of Peace.
November 23, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Two real stinkers tonight. Cinderella’s Revenge and Angles Fallen: Warriors of Peace.
Just blocked my first random “Jesus is great, America first, digital entrepreneur” account/new follow. Felt good. Felt reeeeaaal good.
November 18, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Just blocked my first random “Jesus is great, America first, digital entrepreneur” account/new follow. Felt good. Felt reeeeaaal good.
It's always the same. Some really don't know what "mandate" means and some do and are lying. A heady mix of ignorance and dishonesty.
November 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
It's always the same. Some really don't know what "mandate" means and some do and are lying. A heady mix of ignorance and dishonesty.
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
This is Stitches. She’s around 4 1/2 yrs old. Not very needy, doesn’t like to be held much, but loves to be in the same room as us. Just thought a cat pic would be nice.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 AM
This is Stitches. She’s around 4 1/2 yrs old. Not very needy, doesn’t like to be held much, but loves to be in the same room as us. Just thought a cat pic would be nice.
#CouchPeleton on Bluesky? Yes please!
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
#CouchPeleton on Bluesky? Yes please!
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I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect
March 23, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect
I don’t know why the NBA In-Season Tourney is a thing or why the court has to painted, but I do know I don’t like it. #grumpyOldMan
November 15, 2023 at 1:13 AM
I don’t know why the NBA In-Season Tourney is a thing or why the court has to painted, but I do know I don’t like it. #grumpyOldMan
Americans will embrace AI mass media just like they embraced reality tv.
November 8, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Americans will embrace AI mass media just like they embraced reality tv.
Glad I am not a ketchup bottle tonight
October 25, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Glad I am not a ketchup bottle tonight
Got the perfecta of a flu shot and the new Covid booster today. My arm hurts, but hoping the nanobots will help with that.
Get your shots!!
Get your shots!!
October 17, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Got the perfecta of a flu shot and the new Covid booster today. My arm hurts, but hoping the nanobots will help with that.
Get your shots!!
Get your shots!!
I’m not saying Bake Off’s Paul Hollywood and Idol winner Taylor Hicks are the same person, but I’m not not saying it either.
October 7, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I’m not saying Bake Off’s Paul Hollywood and Idol winner Taylor Hicks are the same person, but I’m not not saying it either.
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Establish dominance by asking other parents if they feed their kids wet or dry food
September 27, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Establish dominance by asking other parents if they feed their kids wet or dry food
It just dawned on me why a hoedown is called a hoedown.
September 26, 2023 at 7:46 PM
It just dawned on me why a hoedown is called a hoedown.
Boebert’s campaign finding the silver lining and offering a “Win a Date with Lauren” raffle fundraiser seems like it would be pretty on brand.
September 16, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Boebert’s campaign finding the silver lining and offering a “Win a Date with Lauren” raffle fundraiser seems like it would be pretty on brand.
Micky Dolenz from the Monkees covering REM’s Shiny Happy People is so good. One friend says it’s the definitive version, another said he thought it always should’ve been a Monkees song. Give it a listen!
September 15, 2023 at 9:21 AM
Micky Dolenz from the Monkees covering REM’s Shiny Happy People is so good. One friend says it’s the definitive version, another said he thought it always should’ve been a Monkees song. Give it a listen!
It is funny to me that Musk’s kid will choose to go by Mark or something and his kindergarten teacher will have to call him to say his kid is going by a different name than is on his birth certificate.
September 10, 2023 at 10:54 PM
It is funny to me that Musk’s kid will choose to go by Mark or something and his kindergarten teacher will have to call him to say his kid is going by a different name than is on his birth certificate.