existential brain mechanic💙
@jazztubajohn.bsky.social
mental health first responder🧠⛑️, tuba player, shiba inu 🐕 steward, LGBTQ+🏳️🌈member & ally.
progressive old white dude, pro democracy, pro human rights, anti fascist, anti misogynist, anti cheeto voldemort, anti red hat. questionable sense of humor.
progressive old white dude, pro democracy, pro human rights, anti fascist, anti misogynist, anti cheeto voldemort, anti red hat. questionable sense of humor.
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The death of President Jimmy Carter as well as his very touching funeral procession quite honestly feels like a funeral for the United States, democracy and overall human decency.
January 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The death of President Jimmy Carter as well as his very touching funeral procession quite honestly feels like a funeral for the United States, democracy and overall human decency.
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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Think twice before sharing that President Musk meme! Turnip hates it, and we don’t want to hurt his feelings! *wink* *wink*
December 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Think twice before sharing that President Musk meme! Turnip hates it, and we don’t want to hurt his feelings! *wink* *wink*
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There needs to be change.
December 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
There needs to be change.
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It’s 💯 accurate.
December 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
It’s 💯 accurate.
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Make this go viral so everyone knows. Call and get all the arrangements for your area.
Skip work that day, borrow a wheelchair if needed, but make sure you're 'there'
Skip work that day, borrow a wheelchair if needed, but make sure you're 'there'
December 20, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Make this go viral so everyone knows. Call and get all the arrangements for your area.
Skip work that day, borrow a wheelchair if needed, but make sure you're 'there'
Skip work that day, borrow a wheelchair if needed, but make sure you're 'there'
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Nine years ago, at a political event in Brooklyn, I met a rising star, freshman Congressman Hakeem S. Jeffries.
As a Hasidic Jew, I was struck by how warmly he engaged with me, showing a deep respect for my faith and community, something not all elected officials take the time to do. 🧵
As a Hasidic Jew, I was struck by how warmly he engaged with me, showing a deep respect for my faith and community, something not all elected officials take the time to do. 🧵
December 20, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Nine years ago, at a political event in Brooklyn, I met a rising star, freshman Congressman Hakeem S. Jeffries.
As a Hasidic Jew, I was struck by how warmly he engaged with me, showing a deep respect for my faith and community, something not all elected officials take the time to do. 🧵
As a Hasidic Jew, I was struck by how warmly he engaged with me, showing a deep respect for my faith and community, something not all elected officials take the time to do. 🧵
Elon Musk is a Bond villain. Eventually, he’ll get his.
👀 MI6
👀 MI6
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Elon Musk is a Bond villain. Eventually, he’ll get his.
👀 MI6
👀 MI6
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I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.
December 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I just posted this on Twitter with no note. I'm conducting a little experiment. Results to follow.
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I haven’t been sued yet. FYI
Nancy Mace lied about being assaulted.
I keep saying this but she still hasn't sued me for defamation.
I keep saying this but she still hasn't sued me for defamation.
December 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I haven’t been sued yet. FYI
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"Four years after launching an unprecedented attack on democracy and leaving the White House in disgrace, the convicted felon will return to Washington, DC, as the 47th president of the United States.” ~ Vanity Fair
December 14, 2024 at 7:48 AM
"Four years after launching an unprecedented attack on democracy and leaving the White House in disgrace, the convicted felon will return to Washington, DC, as the 47th president of the United States.” ~ Vanity Fair
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For those wondering what to tell their MAGA family members over the Christmas season, might I suggest, "Go fuck yourself up the ass with the crooked end of a six-foot candy cane?"
December 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
For those wondering what to tell their MAGA family members over the Christmas season, might I suggest, "Go fuck yourself up the ass with the crooked end of a six-foot candy cane?"
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IF YOU OBJECT TO JEFFS ALIGNMENT W THE OLD ORANGE RAPIST. CANCEL YOURAMAZON MEMBERSHIP TODAY! TAKE YOUR POWER BACKIF JUST 4PC OFF BLUESKY USERS CANCEL THEIR MEMBERSHIP TODAY THAT IS A 1.6BILL LOSS TO AMAZON IN 1 YEAR THE MOST POWERFUL MESSAGE & DETUREMENT WE CANSEND. LETS TAKE OUR POWER BACK!
December 13, 2024 at 2:53 PM
IF YOU OBJECT TO JEFFS ALIGNMENT W THE OLD ORANGE RAPIST. CANCEL YOURAMAZON MEMBERSHIP TODAY! TAKE YOUR POWER BACKIF JUST 4PC OFF BLUESKY USERS CANCEL THEIR MEMBERSHIP TODAY THAT IS A 1.6BILL LOSS TO AMAZON IN 1 YEAR THE MOST POWERFUL MESSAGE & DETUREMENT WE CANSEND. LETS TAKE OUR POWER BACK!
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The reason nobody can find JD Vance is because Peter Thiel has him chained up in his basement dressed in a black leather gimp outfit.
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
The reason nobody can find JD Vance is because Peter Thiel has him chained up in his basement dressed in a black leather gimp outfit.
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making a list and checking it twice
December 13, 2024 at 1:26 PM
making a list and checking it twice
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"Pete Hegseth showed up today. A little inebriated, he kept grabbing my buttocks, saying, ‘Nice tush, granny! I was extremely concerned. I gave him a very stern lashing; this was very inappropriate behavior. He apologized and agreed with me. I believe he learned his lesson."
December 12, 2024 at 11:44 PM
"Pete Hegseth showed up today. A little inebriated, he kept grabbing my buttocks, saying, ‘Nice tush, granny! I was extremely concerned. I gave him a very stern lashing; this was very inappropriate behavior. He apologized and agreed with me. I believe he learned his lesson."
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I don't care what TIME says.
MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.
TIME got it wrong.
So did America.
MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.
TIME got it wrong.
So did America.
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I don't care what TIME says.
MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.
TIME got it wrong.
So did America.
MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.
TIME got it wrong.
So did America.
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this.
I don't care what TIME says.
MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.
TIME got it wrong.
So did America.
MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.
TIME got it wrong.
So did America.
December 12, 2024 at 9:04 PM
this.