Jared
@jazzedbah.bsky.social
An all around just okay he / him
Complains a lot
Latino
Complains a lot
Latino
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Legit after I said "The Game Awards refuses to acknowledge the FGC in eSports" on the previous page
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Legit after I said "The Game Awards refuses to acknowledge the FGC in eSports" on the previous page
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need to know this video is on this website
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM
need to know this video is on this website
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
Me when my small child interrupts my day drinking
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Me when my small child interrupts my day drinking
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People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing
April 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing
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Ziff Davis and IGN routinely decide that work done by our laid off colleagues is not important. But inevitably, that crucial work falls onto those who remain.
Not this time. Not anymore.
Not this time. Not anymore.
August 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ziff Davis and IGN routinely decide that work done by our laid off colleagues is not important. But inevitably, that crucial work falls onto those who remain.
Not this time. Not anymore.
Not this time. Not anymore.
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Came out to Texas for a graduation party my mom threw for me. The party was aight, definitely not what I wanted, BUT my brother's deaf puppy has made the trip absolutely worth it
August 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Came out to Texas for a graduation party my mom threw for me. The party was aight, definitely not what I wanted, BUT my brother's deaf puppy has made the trip absolutely worth it
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Thank goodness EA is shooting itself in the foot by requiring Secure Boot for Battlefield 6. I was worried I was going to buy it, but now I can't launch the beta without reformatting my 2TB SSD, which I won't do.
August 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Thank goodness EA is shooting itself in the foot by requiring Secure Boot for Battlefield 6. I was worried I was going to buy it, but now I can't launch the beta without reformatting my 2TB SSD, which I won't do.
Hey @obsidianent.bsky.social, could you guys put Grounded on sale on Steam for like 30 minutes? My friend and I want to get it, but I just bought dog beds for these dogs I'm dogsitting (long story), so I'm not exactly super liquid at the moment
August 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hey @obsidianent.bsky.social, could you guys put Grounded on sale on Steam for like 30 minutes? My friend and I want to get it, but I just bought dog beds for these dogs I'm dogsitting (long story), so I'm not exactly super liquid at the moment
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Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites
July 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites
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actually unreal how funny this image is
June 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
actually unreal how funny this image is
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It's funny how truly awful the Epic Games Launcher is. Their free games and massive sales don't make up for the fact that using the launcher is incredibly annoying and slow. I have to install 600MBs of Fortnite updates and it's estimated to take over 6 hours. Why? Steam doesn't take that long
May 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It's funny how truly awful the Epic Games Launcher is. Their free games and massive sales don't make up for the fact that using the launcher is incredibly annoying and slow. I have to install 600MBs of Fortnite updates and it's estimated to take over 6 hours. Why? Steam doesn't take that long