Jazmin
@jazminre.bsky.social
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I have 6 gift subscriptions to my Patreon for queer people who can't afford it. DM me if you're interested. First come, first serve.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I have 6 gift subscriptions to my Patreon for queer people who can't afford it. DM me if you're interested. First come, first serve.
The ideal nuts n bolts:
Bugles, Chex, Shreddies, pretzels (sticks), almonds or pistachios instead of peanuts. Nothing orange. No puffed wheat.
Bugles, Chex, Shreddies, pretzels (sticks), almonds or pistachios instead of peanuts. Nothing orange. No puffed wheat.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The ideal nuts n bolts:
Bugles, Chex, Shreddies, pretzels (sticks), almonds or pistachios instead of peanuts. Nothing orange. No puffed wheat.
Bugles, Chex, Shreddies, pretzels (sticks), almonds or pistachios instead of peanuts. Nothing orange. No puffed wheat.
Wings plum sauce is superior but Wings soy sauce is …not. What is going on at the Wings factory??
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wings plum sauce is superior but Wings soy sauce is …not. What is going on at the Wings factory??
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going to bed on a sunday after a 4-day weekend
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
going to bed on a sunday after a 4-day weekend
7 irl years into Stardew and i have my first blue chicken
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
7 irl years into Stardew and i have my first blue chicken
I’ve been watching old eps of CSI and some of these actors making cameos as a killer or a suspect? L! O! L!
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’ve been watching old eps of CSI and some of these actors making cameos as a killer or a suspect? L! O! L!
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"one day everyone will have been against this."
what a dark and sad statement drenched in historical proof.
what a dark and sad statement drenched in historical proof.
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"one day everyone will have been against this."
what a dark and sad statement drenched in historical proof.
what a dark and sad statement drenched in historical proof.
okay but why was my teddy bear a capitalist megalomaniac? 🤔
October 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
okay but why was my teddy bear a capitalist megalomaniac? 🤔
a sad day when i get a survey for pet food and i have to check the “no pets in my household” box 😿
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
a sad day when i get a survey for pet food and i have to check the “no pets in my household” box 😿
when i see a moth in my home
September 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
when i see a moth in my home
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You can't legally censor consensual "porn" without simultaneously creating the mechanism for the censorship of books and movies and education and activism and mutual aid.
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
September 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
You can't legally censor consensual "porn" without simultaneously creating the mechanism for the censorship of books and movies and education and activism and mutual aid.
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
The access we have to resources today — repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex ed— is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'
if Subway wants me to believe that a $5.99 6-inch sub is a good deal, they shouldn’t have made the $5 footlong jingle so catchy
September 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
if Subway wants me to believe that a $5.99 6-inch sub is a good deal, they shouldn’t have made the $5 footlong jingle so catchy
how it feels to have finally finished reading Wheel of Time
a purple skeleton with its hands behind its head looks up at the stars
Alt: a purple skeleton with its hands behind its head looks up at the stars
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
how it feels to have finally finished reading Wheel of Time
Shredded lettuce just tastes better 🤷🏻♀️
August 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Shredded lettuce just tastes better 🤷🏻♀️
Saturday, time to start a new game ⚡️
August 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Saturday, time to start a new game ⚡️
I miss my old couch. Sure, it was outdated and ripping at the edges. But it was more comfortable!
August 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I miss my old couch. Sure, it was outdated and ripping at the edges. But it was more comfortable!
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I don’t care for labubus
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I don’t care for labubus
no one in my home is drinking the unguarded beverages or furring the freshly laundered clothes and i am sad
I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
no one in my home is drinking the unguarded beverages or furring the freshly laundered clothes and i am sad
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'CAUSE A MISSISSIPPI GIRL DON'T CHANGE HER WAYS
JUST 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS HER NAME
AIN'T BIG-HEADED FROM A LITTLE BIT OF FAME
JUST 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS HER NAME
AIN'T BIG-HEADED FROM A LITTLE BIT OF FAME
July 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
'CAUSE A MISSISSIPPI GIRL DON'T CHANGE HER WAYS
JUST 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS HER NAME
AIN'T BIG-HEADED FROM A LITTLE BIT OF FAME
JUST 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS HER NAME
AIN'T BIG-HEADED FROM A LITTLE BIT OF FAME
Are Reese’s cups smaller than they used to be 🤨
July 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Are Reese’s cups smaller than they used to be 🤨
I am here for the girl in my Pilates class who was drinking her water out of a peanut butter jar. We love a sustainable queen.
July 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I am here for the girl in my Pilates class who was drinking her water out of a peanut butter jar. We love a sustainable queen.
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Just woke up and saw the Iran news:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
June 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Just woke up and saw the Iran news:
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@ionawonderbox.bsky.social another for your collection.
June 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@ionawonderbox.bsky.social another for your collection.