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Jasmine
@jazepam.bsky.social
· Mar 1
I’m tired of working
I need a dextrose Daddy
I need a dextrose Daddy
Begging for crumbs.. how the mighty have fallen
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Begging for crumbs.. how the mighty have fallen
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I don’t use social media to argue about politics with strangers.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I don’t use social media to argue about politics with strangers.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
I use social media to talk to people about fish.
When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish.
When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish.
Opening up to someone knowing it’s going to backfire is a scary thing
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Opening up to someone knowing it’s going to backfire is a scary thing
Being pathetic and falling for someone you shouldn’t
How the mighty have fallen
How the mighty have fallen
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Being pathetic and falling for someone you shouldn’t
How the mighty have fallen
How the mighty have fallen
Gen surg would like a word
October 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Gen surg would like a word
“You’re not ugly, you just don’t have money” best pep talk I’ve ever gotten
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“You’re not ugly, you just don’t have money” best pep talk I’ve ever gotten
No 5am club or whatever for me
September 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
No 5am club or whatever for me
The confidence and resilience some people have
September 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The confidence and resilience some people have
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“have you tried not procrastinating”
if you struggle with procrastination, people will have all sorts of helpful advice for you, like "try doing the thing you need to do as soon as you think about it"
August 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
“have you tried not procrastinating”
Enemies? I have siblings 💀
August 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Enemies? I have siblings 💀
I keep dropping french fries down my shirt
August 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I keep dropping french fries down my shirt
All of the life decisions I’ve made so far have backfired 🙃
August 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
All of the life decisions I’ve made so far have backfired 🙃
OT OT
There’s never much love when we work OT
There’s never much love when we work OT
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
OT OT
There’s never much love when we work OT
There’s never much love when we work OT
My schedule here is so messy
Why do I have to do so many dirty flips 😭
Why do I have to do so many dirty flips 😭
July 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My schedule here is so messy
Why do I have to do so many dirty flips 😭
Why do I have to do so many dirty flips 😭
Women do not need to have compassion for people who are threats to their safety and well-being
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Women do not need to have compassion for people who are threats to their safety and well-being
Me to the security guard: “so if someone’s beating the shit out of us while you’re on break, you’re going to come help us?”
Security: “yes”
aww I love that for us!!
Security: “yes”
aww I love that for us!!
July 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me to the security guard: “so if someone’s beating the shit out of us while you’re on break, you’re going to come help us?”
Security: “yes”
aww I love that for us!!
Security: “yes”
aww I love that for us!!
Facebook’s Blast from the Past reminding me how cringe-y I was back in the day 😭 😭
July 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Facebook’s Blast from the Past reminding me how cringe-y I was back in the day 😭 😭
Can’t scroll through any social media apps without coming across content related to that lady stealing from Target and the exposed affair at the Coldplay concert 😅
July 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can’t scroll through any social media apps without coming across content related to that lady stealing from Target and the exposed affair at the Coldplay concert 😅
My siblings need my help so I have to care about myself more and try to live longer
July 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My siblings need my help so I have to care about myself more and try to live longer
I honestly don’t know how I’ve made it this far
I am not a resilient person.
I am not a resilient person.
July 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I honestly don’t know how I’ve made it this far
I am not a resilient person.
I am not a resilient person.
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idk I think the new changes are good
July 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
idk I think the new changes are good