Ambiguous Marginalia 🍉🇺🇦
@jayfoh.bsky.social
Attorney • Former Army JAG • DINFOS • INTP • Airborne • SCUBA • EMT • ΔX • Roll Tide • 🚀 City • Hash House Harrier • Deadhead • Wrexham fan (he/him)
Rewatching the Rainmaker tv series.
I think Sarah Plankmore already has a conflict since she did the legal clinic intake for Dot Black and she should be walled off in Tinley Britt (Ms. Black’s opposing counsel firm) - precluded from actively participating in litigation.
I think Sarah Plankmore already has a conflict since she did the legal clinic intake for Dot Black and she should be walled off in Tinley Britt (Ms. Black’s opposing counsel firm) - precluded from actively participating in litigation.
October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Rewatching the Rainmaker tv series.
I think Sarah Plankmore already has a conflict since she did the legal clinic intake for Dot Black and she should be walled off in Tinley Britt (Ms. Black’s opposing counsel firm) - precluded from actively participating in litigation.
I think Sarah Plankmore already has a conflict since she did the legal clinic intake for Dot Black and she should be walled off in Tinley Britt (Ms. Black’s opposing counsel firm) - precluded from actively participating in litigation.
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Trump is going to get rid of criminals out of DC. Does this moron realise he IS a convicted criminal?
Trump says he cares about crime in DC. Does this moron remember HE pardoned 1200 convicted criminals that attacked and injured police just doing their job?
Does this moron realise HE'S a moron?
Trump says he cares about crime in DC. Does this moron remember HE pardoned 1200 convicted criminals that attacked and injured police just doing their job?
Does this moron realise HE'S a moron?
August 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Trump is going to get rid of criminals out of DC. Does this moron realise he IS a convicted criminal?
Trump says he cares about crime in DC. Does this moron remember HE pardoned 1200 convicted criminals that attacked and injured police just doing their job?
Does this moron realise HE'S a moron?
Trump says he cares about crime in DC. Does this moron remember HE pardoned 1200 convicted criminals that attacked and injured police just doing their job?
Does this moron realise HE'S a moron?
Chtgpt: what is the medical billing code for chest-bursting alien?
August 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Chtgpt: what is the medical billing code for chest-bursting alien?
@steveinskeep.bsky.social John Spencer said that Soldiers should be punished [when committing war crimes] but said that war crimes weren’t happening. How does that work?
July 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
@steveinskeep.bsky.social John Spencer said that Soldiers should be punished [when committing war crimes] but said that war crimes weren’t happening. How does that work?
Alabama Govna K.I.V. Is murdering another precious, sacred gift from God tonight.
June 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Alabama Govna K.I.V. Is murdering another precious, sacred gift from God tonight.
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@governor.ca.gov I have spoken to Secretary @Linda_McHahon and @netflix.com and @WWE. They have agreed that they would televise a 1v1 cage match on Netflix Live. As a Florida resident I can not let your words against Alabama go unchallenged. #LA #riots #LameStreamMedia #MAGA
June 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@governor.ca.gov I have spoken to Secretary @Linda_McHahon and @netflix.com and @WWE. They have agreed that they would televise a 1v1 cage match on Netflix Live. As a Florida resident I can not let your words against Alabama go unchallenged. #LA #riots #LameStreamMedia #MAGA
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I have been again receiving hate concerning my 159–99 coaching record. 61%. This is perfectly acceptable. As proud winner of the 2013 Belk Bowl, you people need to put some respect on my name
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have been again receiving hate concerning my 159–99 coaching record. 61%. This is perfectly acceptable. As proud winner of the 2013 Belk Bowl, you people need to put some respect on my name
Hey lawyers, what are the chances we could get the president to abolish diversity jurisdiction in federal courts if someone told him it existed?
May 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hey lawyers, what are the chances we could get the president to abolish diversity jurisdiction in federal courts if someone told him it existed?
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Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
It just occurred to me that it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump could trade away Alaska if he got to keep mineral rights.
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It just occurred to me that it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump could trade away Alaska if he got to keep mineral rights.
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Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
I’m gonna start making the subject line of all my work emails “Fork in the Road”
February 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m gonna start making the subject line of all my work emails “Fork in the Road”
My favorite anagram for Dinesh D Souza is HIS ANUS DOZED
February 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My favorite anagram for Dinesh D Souza is HIS ANUS DOZED
Did you just sing “Look they’re impeaching Trump again” to the tune of “avocados from Mexico?” #avocadosfrommexico
February 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Did you just sing “Look they’re impeaching Trump again” to the tune of “avocados from Mexico?” #avocadosfrommexico
Did you just sing “another healthcare CEO” to the tune of “avocados from Mexico?” #avocadosfrommexico
February 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Did you just sing “another healthcare CEO” to the tune of “avocados from Mexico?” #avocadosfrommexico
To: suspension-and-debarment@gsa.gov
I think Elon Musk should be investigated and debarred based on a conflict of interest between his government position and his many corporations and the contracts he has with the government.
I think Elon Musk should be investigated and debarred based on a conflict of interest between his government position and his many corporations and the contracts he has with the government.
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
To: suspension-and-debarment@gsa.gov
I think Elon Musk should be investigated and debarred based on a conflict of interest between his government position and his many corporations and the contracts he has with the government.
I think Elon Musk should be investigated and debarred based on a conflict of interest between his government position and his many corporations and the contracts he has with the government.
I don’t think the Weyland-Yutani Corporation has our best interests at heart.
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I don’t think the Weyland-Yutani Corporation has our best interests at heart.
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Remember: not a SINGLE Democrat voted against ANY of President Biden's 21 cabinet nominees.
I hope Republicans will do the same and vote to confirm ALL of Trump's nominees.
My back hurts
I hope Republicans will do the same and vote to confirm ALL of Trump's nominees.
My back hurts
November 27, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Remember: not a SINGLE Democrat voted against ANY of President Biden's 21 cabinet nominees.
I hope Republicans will do the same and vote to confirm ALL of Trump's nominees.
My back hurts
I hope Republicans will do the same and vote to confirm ALL of Trump's nominees.
My back hurts
@thaneoffife.bsky.social how many months pay would it take for you to take the buyout?
January 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@thaneoffife.bsky.social how many months pay would it take for you to take the buyout?
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Idk I guess I didn't realize how when societal collapse happened it was going to be at the hands of the most agonizingly cringe unfuckables
January 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Idk I guess I didn't realize how when societal collapse happened it was going to be at the hands of the most agonizingly cringe unfuckables
If you think elon_musk was a DEI hire, report him to DEIAreports@opm.gov and cc amanda.scales@opm.gov
January 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you think elon_musk was a DEI hire, report him to DEIAreports@opm.gov and cc amanda.scales@opm.gov