Jayde
jaydedbitch.bsky.social
Jayde
@jaydedbitch.bsky.social
She/Her
Philly
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one of the reasons I love advocating for congestion pricing is that the opponents are so hilariously unhinged
February 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable

Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
September 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Doritos Locos Tacos have lasted almost 3x longer than the Confederacy.
October 29, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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Let us be clear: This is a fraught moment, and one that has polarized not only Americans but people all over the world. It demands incredible sensitivity and strict adherence to journalistic standards of objectivity, and simply put, that is something we aren’t willing to do.
‘The Onion’ Stands With Israel Because It Seems Like You Get In Less Trouble For That
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...
www.theonion.com
October 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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I dunno I feel like if you give george santos your credit card you authorized him to go nuts
NEW YORK (AP) — New indictment charges Rep. George Santos with stealing donor IDs, making unauthorized charges to their credit cards.
October 10, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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am i allowed to call elon musk a pedophile here. is that legal
October 8, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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Found a new name for my anarchist folk punk band
September 28, 2023 at 11:19 AM
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"The concept of using 'p**** so wet' as a rhetorical device in a song is neither original nor unique to Plaintiff..."

A federal judge dismissed a lawsuit against Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B over their "WAP" and "Thot Shit" lyrics, and the ruling is hilarious.
September 2, 2023 at 4:53 PM