James Hartman
jauntyjames.xyz
James Hartman
@jauntyjames.xyz
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August 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Happy @clementeworks.com's birthday!
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
They call me Egg Money
February 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We are men of inaction. Lies become us.
February 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Every time I go to that website I have to reject cookies all over again. There should be a way to save that preference. 😡
January 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Does anybody know why we're wasting time calling them snakes when we could be calling them serpents instead?
December 30, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I'm a very active boy
December 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Ever eat a pizza and then you're like

"Damn, I miss the pizza I used to have"
December 8, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Once again my top song was stolen by my preschooler.

I listened for 38,134 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
My 2024 Wrapped - Get yours
2024 Wrapped
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
You're all saying it wrong, Bluesky rhymes with brewski.
November 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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As a new Trump administration signals a retreat on climate action, China is stepping up. China is the biggest producer of climate technologies like electric vehicles and solar panels.
How will China impact the future of climate change? You might be surprised
As a new Trump administration signals a retreat on climate action, China is stepping up. China is the biggest producer of climate technologies like electric vehicles and solar panels.
www.npr.org
November 22, 2024 at 7:40 PM
You know what people don't say enough?

"Things are all higgledy piggledy at the Piggly Wiggly."

I almost never heard people say that and they could be saying it, like, once a week.
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Let me make this clear: "Fisherman finding something fucked up" is the best genre of horror.
November 7, 2024 at 7:17 PM
"Honey? Can our popcorn maker make popcorn shrimp?"
November 2, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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Happy Columbo’s Day
October 9, 2023 at 1:19 PM
When I worked at the beer shop downtown I had a fantastic time writing a review of a Lovecraft themed beer. It's one of my favorite pieces of creative writing I've ever done and it deserves better than to be buried in an obscure Beer Advocate post, so I went and found it for you.
October 11, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I have to admit something: I kinda like how the cyber truck looks. Yeah everyone who's saying it's ugly has a point, but:

Every other car on the road is one of 4 shapes, so it's refreshing to see something so wildly different now and then, even if it's a bit ugly.

I hate them for other reasons tho
October 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Hmmmmm.
September 17, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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For movie night tonight, we watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, and...it was awesome??

Really cool animation, banging soundtrack (thanks, Trent Reznor), genuinely funny script...we had a lot of fun. James and I might have enjoyed it more than the kid. 😂
August 23, 2024 at 11:54 PM
I did a triathlon! The photographer didn't get any pictures of the sprint swim )-:
August 20, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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The election in a nutshell.
July 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM