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Jatsy
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Hi, I'm Jatsy. You don't know me and that's ok.
Sometimes, and I do mean SOMETIMES, my employer let's me do something cool like buy a Christmas tree for like 95% off and the money raised goes to charity. I haven't had a tree in like a decade.

Let's see if the cats chew it and get sick.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don't understand how they're doing an entire animated movie about David from the Bible. Yes, I was raised Catholic but wasn't his big thing the whole Goliath thing? We're gonna have an entire movie just leading up to him throwing a rock?
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
About to make my local water treatment facility see God.
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I think the reason I have such bad luck dating is because they know that, deep down, I consider Paramore's music a 6/10 at best.
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Got to see TR/ST tonight with a very good friend. Had an incredible time
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
There's something insanely satisfying and hilarious that my neighbor has scraped the Trump window sticker off his truck.
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I watched Malignant yesterday. How do you think I felt about it?
October 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Shortform content really needs a button that's for like, "Yo, dawg, I'm taking a shit or something. These views don't count."

Every day that passes makes posting 52 second clips of House or Breaking Bad with a shitty filter more and more lucrative.
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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someone please give me 2.3 million dollars, thank you
September 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Labor law violations aside, after a 12 hour shift with no breaks nor lunches this spread with a cheap bottle of malbec slaps so damn hard.
September 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pirate who's really into gut health:

"Gyar matey! This fiber be blowin thru me like me cannons on me ship. It be cuttin through me feces like me cutlass on me hip. Me constipation be nothing more than a breeze in me sails."
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This weekend the wife and I are gonna be doing a quick little 5K run for the local Humane Society and I just thought people might appreciate the page I made for it
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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actual good internet
This is cool as hell and **mad** fascinating
OSINT folks, the bar has been raised
August 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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(photosensitivity warning) Track: Frums - Wavetapper #touchdesigner #VJ
August 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Who wouldn't want to date me?
July 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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We're returning to the Aliens vs. Predator series because HOLY CRAP MONOLITH DID ONE AND IT'S PEAK.

youtu.be/0x_VBbYXbLo
INTERSPECIES CONFLICT BOWL '01 - MONOLITH'S REIGN
YouTube video by Civvie 11
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"First ever Hellraiser game"

@civvie11.bsky.social are you gonna say it?
There’s no chill way to say this so uh—

I’m Aidan.
I’m the voice of the main character in Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival.

Wishlist the game, and believe me when I say: They have such sights to show you.
July 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My boss yesterday: "You can't leave until the project is done"

Me: "My OT rate is INSANE now so, yeah, I'm staying all day."

You can't threaten me with anti-poverty wages.
July 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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All dreams can be realized in GZDoom.
July 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
After a year and a half of literally doing a managerial role without the pay, I was finally given the role.

I'm gonna have less of a life but at least I'll get a few extra quarters
July 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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July 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
These chuckle-fucks have no idea. Easiest 3-bid.
July 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I keep getting garbage hands. I'm fighting for my life here.
July 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM