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jaszvegas.bsky.social
Jasz Vegas
@jaszvegas.bsky.social
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Star of BBC three #KillerMagic ▪️
Miss Mermaid East Sussex 2019 - 2024▪️
National Reality TV Award Winner ▪️
Jaszmagic@gmail.com ▪️
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
Murples Snail costume is proving quite popular with the cats on his insta so I thought Id share it here
Murple meowface dressed as a snail in a homemade costume made from a cut down amazon box
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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cholulabankhead.bsky.social
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
August 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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bouletcorp.bsky.social
The tradition is to draw the arrival in front of St Peter. How will cartoonists manage this one when it happens?
A man reaches St Peter at the gates of heaven. The man: "So... is he dead or not?" St Peter: "Sorry... Wrong place to ask."
August 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
@jaszvegas.bsky.social walked down the aisle to the Jurassic park theme and we walked back up the aisle to the Back to the future overture.
August 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
When you accidentally open the front camera
Flat faced fluffy cream loaf cat Murple meowface pulling a squinty derp face while laying on his back reaching to the camera with his paws
July 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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handle.invalid
Etymology of the day: spiders were once known as ‘attercops’, or ‘poison-heads’, because it was believed most spiders were venomous. The ‘cop’ element became the ‘cob’ in ‘cobweb’.
July 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
Today we got murple a toy tempura prawn.
Murple meowface looking very handsome with big round blue eyes and his fuffy tempura prawn toy sat on his feet Close up of murple meowface sniffing the end of the toy pawn tail.
July 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
jaszvegas.bsky.social
The last week has been a lot to deal with 😓 luckily managed to sleep without having nightmares last night for the first time in 4 days. Fingers crossed I sleep OK tonight too 🙃
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
May the 4th be with you.
Flat faced cream loaf cat Murple meowface, as Jabba the Hut in starwars
May 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
jaszvegas.bsky.social
You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?
May 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
Now that its Jasz birthday and Ive given it to her I can show you all the shibayama insect pendant I made her.
Front of the silver pendant featuring a slightly non discript insect, with an amber body set into the silver, abalony shell wings and legs cut into the silver in the japanese shibayama fashion. Back of the silver pendant features the raw texture of the cuttlefish bone it was cast into.
April 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
Remember when the biggest news was a lawyer accidentally using a filter in a video chat and being a cat..
March 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
The new design fits together with her engagement ring.
Wedding band and engagment ring nested together
March 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
Today I turned it into this, which will be her wedding ring.
Silver wedding band
March 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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eddytheaxe.bsky.social
9 years ago I made this silver promise ring for my Girlfriend.
Silver promise ring.
March 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
jaszvegas.bsky.social
Happy Ides of March
Gif from the film mean girls that says we should totally stab cesar
March 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
jaszvegas.bsky.social
Ides of march e-card that says "This Ides of March, take some time to be suspicious of senators who are a little too concerned with the inside of your body."
March 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
I’m trying to remain cool about this but y’all the queer joy is too sublime: my brother @eddytheaxe.bsky.social is getting married to @jaszvegas.bsky.social soon. @inkandmoxie.bsky.social & I are both attending & we’re both getting new suits for the event it’s gonna off the fucking HOOK, y’all! 🥳
March 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
jaszvegas.bsky.social
Eww, just saw someone in the supermarket wearing a MAGA hat 🤢 I'm in the UK and the city i live in is one of the most progressive liberal areas in all of England.
March 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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orcspiration.bsky.social
TO MY CIS COMRADES: IT IS TIME TO STAND WITH YOUR TRANS SIBLINGS.

TO MY TRANS SIBLINGS: I LOVE YOU.
January 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
jaszvegas.bsky.social
Holy shit. I can't believe what's being said by trump right now. I'm so sorry my American friends 😭🔥🔥🔥
January 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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weratedogs.com
Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him
little fluffy white dog in a yellow jacket sits on the hardwood floor of a pub of sorts. nobody is around him. he’s staring at a roaring fire, and the light reflects off his face and ears.
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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garymuppet.bsky.social
No. Gary had seen enough medical dramas to know to avoid helicopters. The lights flickered as he followed a pregnant woman into the elevator.
January 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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granttanaka.bsky.social
the first thing to do during a bear attack is to blow raspberries in it’s tummy, cause omg it’s so cute and fuzzy and that’s a good last memory to have
January 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
One of my chronic illnesses is flaring, but you have to guess which one. Just kidding. It's all of them.
November 8, 2024 at 12:52 PM