Jaspor
@jaspor.bsky.social
Writes stuff, plays games (mostly D&D), drinks beer, develops software, recites 90s lyrics, enjoys smut, has a guitar.
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Just an absolutely terrible offensive game plan by Michigan. Run, run, pass. You have the #1 QB recruit in the country and you don't give him a chance? Awful.
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just an absolutely terrible offensive game plan by Michigan. Run, run, pass. You have the #1 QB recruit in the country and you don't give him a chance? Awful.
Pretty clear pick there.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Pretty clear pick there.
He's literally juggling the ball as he crosses the goal line.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He's literally juggling the ball as he crosses the goal line.
That's not 3 calls in Ohio State's favor. The fix is in.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
That's not 3 calls in Ohio State's favor. The fix is in.
If they give him the TD here the fix is in.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If they give him the TD here the fix is in.
And there we go again. From 3rd and goal at the 7 to 1st and goal at the 3. He was pissed because the Ohio State player shoved him him longgggg after the whistle. Fucking refs already changing this game.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And there we go again. From 3rd and goal at the 7 to 1st and goal at the 3. He was pissed because the Ohio State player shoved him him longgggg after the whistle. Fucking refs already changing this game.
And here we go with the refs. Didn't call an obvious hold.
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
And here we go with the refs. Didn't call an obvious hold.
I don't wanna live
To be fifty-seven
I'm living in hell
Is there a heaven?
To be fifty-seven
I'm living in hell
Is there a heaven?
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I don't wanna live
To be fifty-seven
I'm living in hell
Is there a heaven?
To be fifty-seven
I'm living in hell
Is there a heaven?
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November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Winter is coming 😂
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Winter is coming 😂
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bringing over a jar of those frog things Jabba eats
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
bringing over a jar of those frog things Jabba eats
It might be about time for some 90s lyrics.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It might be about time for some 90s lyrics.
Thanksgiving Eve hype! Back when I was younger and went to bars, this would be the night to stay out until 3am drinking with friends you haven't seen in a while. Now I just drink at home and play video games. Still look forward to it though!
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Thanksgiving Eve hype! Back when I was younger and went to bars, this would be the night to stay out until 3am drinking with friends you haven't seen in a while. Now I just drink at home and play video games. Still look forward to it though!
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Need help with holiday gifts?
I make some unique nerdy things!
At many price points!
I celebrate and appreciate every order I get!
Incoming gift ideas, with cats at the end if you keep reading!
This is me, the actual person you are supporting when you order with me!!
I make some unique nerdy things!
At many price points!
I celebrate and appreciate every order I get!
Incoming gift ideas, with cats at the end if you keep reading!
This is me, the actual person you are supporting when you order with me!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Need help with holiday gifts?
I make some unique nerdy things!
At many price points!
I celebrate and appreciate every order I get!
Incoming gift ideas, with cats at the end if you keep reading!
This is me, the actual person you are supporting when you order with me!!
I make some unique nerdy things!
At many price points!
I celebrate and appreciate every order I get!
Incoming gift ideas, with cats at the end if you keep reading!
This is me, the actual person you are supporting when you order with me!!
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
Very rarely do they overturn these short spots with a scrum of people blocking the view of the ball. Seattle has gotten screwed on a few calls today to keep it close-ish, i expect that to continue here.
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Very rarely do they overturn these short spots with a scrum of people blocking the view of the ball. Seattle has gotten screwed on a few calls today to keep it close-ish, i expect that to continue here.
Horse shit spot, I didnt think he got that
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Horse shit spot, I didnt think he got that
Hate that play call. Why go empty backfield? At least show the threat of a run.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hate that play call. Why go empty backfield? At least show the threat of a run.