Jason McBason
@jasonmcbason.bsky.social
Commentary YouTuber, professional opinionater, and winner of over 1,000 fake arguments in my own head.
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"i will die on this hill" - an ant about to be squashed
what if the rapture actually DID happen today, but so few people made the cut that most of us just didn't notice
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
what if the rapture actually DID happen today, but so few people made the cut that most of us just didn't notice
I'm a Christian and my wife is an Orthodox Jew. So when we had children, we decided to compromise and raise them as Scientologists.
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I'm a Christian and my wife is an Orthodox Jew. So when we had children, we decided to compromise and raise them as Scientologists.
Matt is short for Mattress Firm
December 20, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Matt is short for Mattress Firm
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Whatever you're going through, just know that you're not alone. I'm with you. In your home. Watching from the shadows.
November 23, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Whatever you're going through, just know that you're not alone. I'm with you. In your home. Watching from the shadows.
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Lord of the Rings trivia: Hobbits have a second butt where second breakfast comes out.
December 14, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Lord of the Rings trivia: Hobbits have a second butt where second breakfast comes out.
There are millions of deaths every year from ceiling fans spinning so fast that they fall off the ceiling and cut people's heads off.
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
There are millions of deaths every year from ceiling fans spinning so fast that they fall off the ceiling and cut people's heads off.
Wife: Please, for the sake of our marriage... for once in your life, just be sincere.
Me: Okay..... Hello! I'm Sincere. What's your name?
Me: [gets divorced harder than anyone's ever been divorced before]
Me: Okay..... Hello! I'm Sincere. What's your name?
Me: [gets divorced harder than anyone's ever been divorced before]
December 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Wife: Please, for the sake of our marriage... for once in your life, just be sincere.
Me: Okay..... Hello! I'm Sincere. What's your name?
Me: [gets divorced harder than anyone's ever been divorced before]
Me: Okay..... Hello! I'm Sincere. What's your name?
Me: [gets divorced harder than anyone's ever been divorced before]
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Clarence the Angel: (gestures) This is what the world would look like if you never existed.
Me: Wow. I can't believe.... wait, why are my kids still here?
Clarence: ...
Me: ...
Clarence: Well, this is awkward.
Me: Wow. I can't believe.... wait, why are my kids still here?
Clarence: ...
Me: ...
Clarence: Well, this is awkward.
December 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Clarence the Angel: (gestures) This is what the world would look like if you never existed.
Me: Wow. I can't believe.... wait, why are my kids still here?
Clarence: ...
Me: ...
Clarence: Well, this is awkward.
Me: Wow. I can't believe.... wait, why are my kids still here?
Clarence: ...
Me: ...
Clarence: Well, this is awkward.
just do what i do and only buy flavored lip balm
I'm tired of the grocery store being a $50 trip no matter what little you grabbing
December 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
just do what i do and only buy flavored lip balm
if you want money so much then why do you give it away in exchange for other things, genius?
December 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
if you want money so much then why do you give it away in exchange for other things, genius?
fun prank: tape a sign that says "PEE ON ME" to a stranger's back and then watch as everyone around starts peeing on them
December 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
fun prank: tape a sign that says "PEE ON ME" to a stranger's back and then watch as everyone around starts peeing on them
The rage inside of me is a supernova powerful enough to devour worlds.
December 17, 2024 at 5:07 PM
The rage inside of me is a supernova powerful enough to devour worlds.
girl you have more "I can fix him" energy than all the people who tried to put Humpty together again
December 17, 2024 at 4:57 PM
girl you have more "I can fix him" energy than all the people who tried to put Humpty together again
Them: "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
Me: "Yes. Often. And passionately. I use tongue."
Them: [starting to regret asking]
Me: "Yes. Often. And passionately. I use tongue."
Them: [starting to regret asking]
December 17, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Them: "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
Me: "Yes. Often. And passionately. I use tongue."
Them: [starting to regret asking]
Me: "Yes. Often. And passionately. I use tongue."
Them: [starting to regret asking]
Kids in the future will be playing "the floor is lava" but for real.
December 17, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Kids in the future will be playing "the floor is lava" but for real.
the word "parallel" has 3 parallel lines in it.
that must be why it's named "parallel", because it's the most parallel of all the words.
that must be why it's named "parallel", because it's the most parallel of all the words.
December 17, 2024 at 3:15 AM
the word "parallel" has 3 parallel lines in it.
that must be why it's named "parallel", because it's the most parallel of all the words.
that must be why it's named "parallel", because it's the most parallel of all the words.
Please don't throw around the word "stupid" so casually. It's offensive to those of us who actually are stupid.
December 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Please don't throw around the word "stupid" so casually. It's offensive to those of us who actually are stupid.
after much testing, i can say with confidence that women do not find the word "beaver" sexy
December 17, 2024 at 2:52 AM
after much testing, i can say with confidence that women do not find the word "beaver" sexy
there would be world peace if everyone just agreed with me about everything
December 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
there would be world peace if everyone just agreed with me about everything
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's either a duck or a really weird person. Either way don't feed it bread.
December 16, 2024 at 8:29 PM
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it's either a duck or a really weird person. Either way don't feed it bread.
Adam's apple, Eve's melons.
December 16, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Adam's apple, Eve's melons.
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God is everywhere which is why I feel completely justified selling these seemingly empty mason jars at a premium price.
December 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
God is everywhere which is why I feel completely justified selling these seemingly empty mason jars at a premium price.
hey as long as you're pulling things out of your ass, why don't you pull your head out too
December 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
hey as long as you're pulling things out of your ass, why don't you pull your head out too
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Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
May 18, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare