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Taylor Swift is back on her fucking bullshit again. She’s already got 3 different versions of her new album Life of a Showgirl available to buy online and it doesn’t even come out until October 3rd. Seriously when are we going to hold artists accountable for their impact on the environment?
August 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Taylor Swift is back on her fucking bullshit again. She’s already got 3 different versions of her new album Life of a Showgirl available to buy online and it doesn’t even come out until October 3rd. Seriously when are we going to hold artists accountable for their impact on the environment?
I never knew I needed a dramatic rendition of Ben Platt singing Diet Pepsi, but I did. #LasCulturistasAwards
August 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I never knew I needed a dramatic rendition of Ben Platt singing Diet Pepsi, but I did. #LasCulturistasAwards
I just did some math and I’m expecting my ConEd bill for the last month is going to be above $310. I live in a 1 bedroom apartment that is less than 600 sq ft in Astoria, Queens. @aoc.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I need y’all to please lock tf in because this shouldn’t be legal.
August 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I just did some math and I’m expecting my ConEd bill for the last month is going to be above $310. I live in a 1 bedroom apartment that is less than 600 sq ft in Astoria, Queens. @aoc.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I need y’all to please lock tf in because this shouldn’t be legal.
Republicans expecting us to celebrate the 4th of July after they just ripped 16 million Americans off of their Medicaid is batshit crazy
July 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Republicans expecting us to celebrate the 4th of July after they just ripped 16 million Americans off of their Medicaid is batshit crazy
ICE is the new Gestapo
Massachusetts neighbors tried to stop ICE from ripping away a mother who was with two children, including a newborn baby.
The agents had no warrant.
Those who want “illegals” to uphold the law should start by upholding it themselves.
This is vile, cruel, and unforgivable. Period.
#OnYourSide
The agents had no warrant.
Those who want “illegals” to uphold the law should start by upholding it themselves.
This is vile, cruel, and unforgivable. Period.
#OnYourSide
May 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ICE is the new Gestapo
Primary every Dem ghoul over the age of 60. I’m dead serious
NEW: Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton, 87, says she is fine with Stephen Lynch serving as "interim" ranking member of the House Oversight Committee but isn't ruling out a bid herself.
"I may," she told @axios.com when asked if she's planning to seek the role. www.axios.com/2025/04/30/e...
"I may," she told @axios.com when asked if she's planning to seek the role. www.axios.com/2025/04/30/e...
Scoop: 87-year-old Holmes Norton eyes bid to lead Democrats on House Oversight
The second most senior member of the key investigative panel said she "may" seek the ranking member role.
www.axios.com
April 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Primary every Dem ghoul over the age of 60. I’m dead serious
New name: Big Retch
Trump invites Gretchen Whitmer to speak. She avoids praising Trump, but says "I am so grateful that this announcement was made today" and shakes hands with him
April 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
New name: Big Retch
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never seen anyone take themselves out of the presidential nomination running so flawlessly
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer meeting Donald Trump on the tarmac and hugging him is icky.
She can't blame this one on an "ambush."
She can't blame this one on an "ambush."
April 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
never seen anyone take themselves out of the presidential nomination running so flawlessly
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In 2020, Democrats spent $149,298,379 in the most expensive Senate race of all time to paint David Perdue as unqualified for holding a position of public trust.
In 2025, 15 Senate Democrats voted to confirm him to a critical ambassadorship.
I truly just cannot.
In 2025, 15 Senate Democrats voted to confirm him to a critical ambassadorship.
I truly just cannot.
April 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
In 2020, Democrats spent $149,298,379 in the most expensive Senate race of all time to paint David Perdue as unqualified for holding a position of public trust.
In 2025, 15 Senate Democrats voted to confirm him to a critical ambassadorship.
I truly just cannot.
In 2025, 15 Senate Democrats voted to confirm him to a critical ambassadorship.
I truly just cannot.
Stay far away from Whole Foods Delivery by Amazon. I had the craziest customer experience with them today. First order was canceled during delivery, second attempt said it was “delivered” but was nowhere to be found, 3rd attempt missing items and grocery bags smelled like weed and cigarette smoke.
April 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Stay far away from Whole Foods Delivery by Amazon. I had the craziest customer experience with them today. First order was canceled during delivery, second attempt said it was “delivered” but was nowhere to be found, 3rd attempt missing items and grocery bags smelled like weed and cigarette smoke.
Trump’s inconsistent “shooting from the hip” style of leadership is going to ruin our country. Obama spent YEARS negotiating with Iran. People went out and panic bought new iPhones last week. How are we supposed to react to anything Trump does anymore?
April 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trump’s inconsistent “shooting from the hip” style of leadership is going to ruin our country. Obama spent YEARS negotiating with Iran. People went out and panic bought new iPhones last week. How are we supposed to react to anything Trump does anymore?
Keynote is great a design but sucks at collaboration.
Google Slides is great at collaboration but sucks at design.
PowerPoint is trash all around.
It’s 2025. Apple, Google, and Microsoft please figure your shit out.
Google Slides is great at collaboration but sucks at design.
PowerPoint is trash all around.
It’s 2025. Apple, Google, and Microsoft please figure your shit out.
April 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Keynote is great a design but sucks at collaboration.
Google Slides is great at collaboration but sucks at design.
PowerPoint is trash all around.
It’s 2025. Apple, Google, and Microsoft please figure your shit out.
Google Slides is great at collaboration but sucks at design.
PowerPoint is trash all around.
It’s 2025. Apple, Google, and Microsoft please figure your shit out.
bro why is Swifter Wetjet ALWAYS sticky after it dries THE FUCK
March 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
bro why is Swifter Wetjet ALWAYS sticky after it dries THE FUCK
NBC playing Joel Osteen at 11:30 AM during Meet The Press, while Trump is trying to eliminate the existence of trans people nationwide is all you need to know about this bullshit country. Fuck Christian Nationalism, and fuck NBC for supporting it.
March 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NBC playing Joel Osteen at 11:30 AM during Meet The Press, while Trump is trying to eliminate the existence of trans people nationwide is all you need to know about this bullshit country. Fuck Christian Nationalism, and fuck NBC for supporting it.
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A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Gaga’s new album “MAYHEM” comes out in 4 days, and I cannot wait for stupid pretentious music journalists to write articles about it saying “it’s just a little all over the place thematically” 🤡
March 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Gaga’s new album “MAYHEM” comes out in 4 days, and I cannot wait for stupid pretentious music journalists to write articles about it saying “it’s just a little all over the place thematically” 🤡
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
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fascinating to watch a global superpower tear itself apart for no good reason
BREAKING: The mass firing of upwards of 1,800 workers at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, including top climate scientists and weather forecasters, has begun.
The firings reportedly include workers at the National Weather Service.
The firings reportedly include workers at the National Weather Service.
February 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
fascinating to watch a global superpower tear itself apart for no good reason
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republicans straight up removed their house speaker while the democrats can't even bring themselves to gently criticize hakeem jeffries. pathetic!
February 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
republicans straight up removed their house speaker while the democrats can't even bring themselves to gently criticize hakeem jeffries. pathetic!
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MY WIFE (who is blissfully offline): Wait, Musk is microdosing ketamine?
ME: Uh, more like macrodosing
MY WIFE: Ok, you can't "macrodose" K because it's a dissociative drug and you'd become unable to talk or even form coherent thoughts.
ME: *plays video of Musk at CPAC*
MY WIFE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
ME: Uh, more like macrodosing
MY WIFE: Ok, you can't "macrodose" K because it's a dissociative drug and you'd become unable to talk or even form coherent thoughts.
ME: *plays video of Musk at CPAC*
MY WIFE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
February 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MY WIFE (who is blissfully offline): Wait, Musk is microdosing ketamine?
ME: Uh, more like macrodosing
MY WIFE: Ok, you can't "macrodose" K because it's a dissociative drug and you'd become unable to talk or even form coherent thoughts.
ME: *plays video of Musk at CPAC*
MY WIFE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
ME: Uh, more like macrodosing
MY WIFE: Ok, you can't "macrodose" K because it's a dissociative drug and you'd become unable to talk or even form coherent thoughts.
ME: *plays video of Musk at CPAC*
MY WIFE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
If I was a parent paying $50K a year for my kid to go to college I would be absolutely livid about this. The collective dumbing down of America is so sad.
Over 1 in 3 college-aged young adults in the U.S. use ChatGPT regularly, according to new research from OpenAI. And students in Utah are close to the top of the list.
1 in 3 college students are using ChatGPT. Here’s how Utah compares to other states.
Over 1 in 3 college-aged young adults in the U.S. use ChatGPT regularly, according to new research from OpenAI. And students in Utah are close to the top of the list.
www.sltrib.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If I was a parent paying $50K a year for my kid to go to college I would be absolutely livid about this. The collective dumbing down of America is so sad.
Spectrum raised my internet bill by $33 randomly. I called them and they “had a promotion that will lower your bill by $33!” So basically what that means is Spectrum is just stealing money from people who don’t notice it. @aoc.bsky.social this is happening in your district in Astoria
February 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Spectrum raised my internet bill by $33 randomly. I called them and they “had a promotion that will lower your bill by $33!” So basically what that means is Spectrum is just stealing money from people who don’t notice it. @aoc.bsky.social this is happening in your district in Astoria
Fuck you, Kathy Hochul. The worst, most politically calculated move ever.
February 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fuck you, Kathy Hochul. The worst, most politically calculated move ever.
We’re all in agreement that the iPhone 16e is a joke in 2025, right?
February 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We’re all in agreement that the iPhone 16e is a joke in 2025, right?