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“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” ~Douglas Adams

Work: https://via.studio
Music: https://angelofthebottomlesspit.bandcamp.com/
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You can get rid of the unwanted AI summary in your google results simply by adding the word "fucking" to your search terms
April 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Cat Stevens
Prince
Jeff Bridges
Parker Posey
Metallica
List five famous people you’ve met, but ONE is a lie

1. Kevin Rowland
2. Dawn Penn
3. Janet Jackson
4. Charles Dance
5. Ivor Cutler
List five famous people you’ve met, but ONE is a lie
1. Kenny Dalglish
2. Rhianna
3. Chris Martin
4. Christopher Walken
5. Idris Elba
April 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy #BandcampFriday! Here are codes for some of my music. Enjoy!

angelofthebottomlesspit.bandcamp.com/yum
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whd7-ycfb
eeha-bhex
brcr-xv2p
dlhw-eywn
pee4-7rle
xj7q-x4wu
j9w7-eacp
72hv-3bs2
mxqr-hhhc
fq8d-55pw
March 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If you would have told me 40 years ago that The Karate Kid would stick the landing 100x better than Star Wars I would have punched you. But here we are. 🥋
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I just remembered I blocked his name, so tonight is blissfully free from #sotu outrage.
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Happy 303 Day!
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
With interest.
February 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Has anyone started to refer to this as the Fourth Reich yet?
February 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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True story: when my older boys were little, they both got whooping cough even though they were vaccinated. It was bad. We asked the pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated. They would’ve died, he said.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How the Senate Voted to Confirm R.F.K. Jr. as Health Secretary
The Senate confirmed Mr. Kennedy by a vote of 52 to 48 to lead the department responsible for public health.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Free speech absolutists my ass.
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.

This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Editing matters, y'all.
February 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sinead O'Connor
Bjork
Whitney Houston
Ella Fitzgerald
Stevie Nicks
Liz Phair
Tina Turner
Tori Amos
Beth Gibbons (Portishead)
Tanya Donnelly (in all her bands, but especially Belly)
(5 favorite Woman Vocalists)

Aretha Franklin
Irma Thomas
Margo Timmons
Emmylou Harris
Debbie Harry
February 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Schools are going back to NTI because of the flu.

Get your fucking shots people!

#science
January 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today teaches the investing lesson to maintain a very diverse portfolio.

See, diversity is good, dummies.
January 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The one and only. 🤩

youtu.be/0mGUk6WEUu4?...
Björk: The CORNUCOPIA Interview | Apple Music
YouTube video by Apple Music
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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American political leadership just gave us a Nazi salute and we're supposed to NOT cheer on Luigi? 🤔
January 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm going to need a filter that hides shitposting and outrage, or I might not survive the next four years.
January 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
TikTok users on Sunday be like...
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Is this a form of panic? I don't understand.
Parking lot is full and the shelves are empty at Kroger. Snowmageddon 2025 in full effect.
January 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I forget how fun it is to design rave party flyers. 🤩
January 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't believe in Heaven, but I also believe that Jimmy Carter is in Heaven.
December 31, 2024 at 2:00 AM
What world do we live in where this is OK?
More from the Gaetz Report
December 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Gather round the fireplace kids and I'll tell you about a magic time when "tech bros" wasn't a term that existed. When technology and the Internet held the promise of connecting the world in magical, mysterious, and non-political ways.
December 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Pretty sure my top 5 movies would be:
- Whiplash
- Moulin Rouge
- LOTR Trilogy

Y tu?
December 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by Jason Clark
The NY Times shows up late to the party and doesn’t mention @sylviaruthg.bsky.social and @kentuckypublicradio.org broke the story.
A homeless woman said that she was going into labor in Louisville, Kentucky, when a police officer detained her and gave her a citation under a law that bans unauthorized public camping, according to her lawyer and newly released body-camera footage.
Homeless Woman Going Into Labor Is Cited for Camping Violation
Body-camera footage shows an officer from the Louisville Metro Police Department in Kentucky detain the woman, who gave birth later that day.
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2024 at 2:30 PM