The bird queen of garbage island
@jasoncarpp.bsky.social
Scattered dad, trying to do the work. Thinks too much about death.
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
This seems like such a stupid way for all of this to end. But I guess if I’ve learned anything from the tv, albums, books, movies, etc, that I’ve consumed it’s that most things don’t stick the landing. I had higher hopes for this country, naively.
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This seems like such a stupid way for all of this to end. But I guess if I’ve learned anything from the tv, albums, books, movies, etc, that I’ve consumed it’s that most things don’t stick the landing. I had higher hopes for this country, naively.
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I had a baby and wrote a book last year, and I don't think I could have done either without doing this first
March 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I had a baby and wrote a book last year, and I don't think I could have done either without doing this first
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See you tomorrow
December 4, 2024 at 1:39 AM
See you tomorrow
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This place is all fucked up: defector.com/this-place-i...
This Place Is All Fucked Up | Defector
It doesn’t appear to have been close. Georgia flipped for Trump. Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, too. The Blue Wall crumbled like Jericho’s. Just about everywhere voted redder than in 2020. Young people w...
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November 6, 2024 at 2:38 PM
This place is all fucked up: defector.com/this-place-i...
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absolutely fuckin losing it lol this AI yearbook page.
April 13, 2024 at 10:28 PM
absolutely fuckin losing it lol this AI yearbook page.
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The most powerful movement in American politics right now is dedicated to making sure that everyone who is not already rich gets dumber, sicker, and poorer in the future. The euphemisms are already by the wayside; it's basically text, not subtext, that kids today are learning way too much stuff.
January 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
The most powerful movement in American politics right now is dedicated to making sure that everyone who is not already rich gets dumber, sicker, and poorer in the future. The euphemisms are already by the wayside; it's basically text, not subtext, that kids today are learning way too much stuff.
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LAST CHANCE TO GET "SHARE Z0NE SHIRT'S" FOR XMAS !! MUST SELECT FAST SHIPING BUT THEY WHILL GET TO U IN TIME!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 20, 2023 at 1:14 AM
LAST CHANCE TO GET "SHARE Z0NE SHIRT'S" FOR XMAS !! MUST SELECT FAST SHIPING BUT THEY WHILL GET TO U IN TIME!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
I’ve never been handy and fixing the tiniest thing gives me such an intoxicating rush. Just did a small fix on the toilet and I feel like a god
December 13, 2023 at 4:04 AM
I’ve never been handy and fixing the tiniest thing gives me such an intoxicating rush. Just did a small fix on the toilet and I feel like a god
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The kids have decided that the Halloween decorations belong in their rooms. Im excited for what this means for the xmas tree
November 19, 2023 at 3:33 PM
The kids have decided that the Halloween decorations belong in their rooms. Im excited for what this means for the xmas tree
Ok, for real, why is zuck now an mma guy??? Actually, I don’t want to know.
November 5, 2023 at 5:21 AM
Ok, for real, why is zuck now an mma guy??? Actually, I don’t want to know.
Parenthood is this extended string of admitting chore X is actually daily
October 29, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Parenthood is this extended string of admitting chore X is actually daily
I’m learning that the family will forgive my dinners if I put a loaf of bread on the table too. They won’t eat it, but it seems to make the whole thing more acceptable
October 26, 2023 at 1:57 AM
I’m learning that the family will forgive my dinners if I put a loaf of bread on the table too. They won’t eat it, but it seems to make the whole thing more acceptable
Kids caused a SCENE at the flu shot clinic. We pulled through. I’m sure having strong feelings is going to help in their lives, ultimately.
October 25, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Kids caused a SCENE at the flu shot clinic. We pulled through. I’m sure having strong feelings is going to help in their lives, ultimately.
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the struggle is real
October 22, 2023 at 8:24 PM
the struggle is real
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sports, math, art
October 21, 2023 at 2:21 PM
sports, math, art
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hello people i wrote about bandcamp and the deteriorating internet for hell world 👼👼👼 enjoy or don’t! thank u! www.welcometohellworld.com/they-can-and...
They can and will ruin everything you love
by Miranda Reinert
In March of 2022, Bandcamp was acquired by Epic Games, the folks behind Fortnite and Unreal Engine. While the change in ownership raised eyebrows and triggered endless jokes, the s...
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October 19, 2023 at 1:51 PM
hello people i wrote about bandcamp and the deteriorating internet for hell world 👼👼👼 enjoy or don’t! thank u! www.welcometohellworld.com/they-can-and...
If your face isn’t scratched to hell, did you even put your kids to bed??
October 5, 2023 at 3:32 AM
If your face isn’t scratched to hell, did you even put your kids to bed??
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
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I wrote about the last great poster left on Twitter. defector.com/linda-yaccar...
Linda Yaccarino Is The Last Funny Twitter Bit Left | Defector
Bad news about Twitter arrives with the dull regularity of junk mail. The site is bad and getting worse, and if that was always at least kind of true even during what now qualifies as its heyday, it i...
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September 13, 2023 at 8:32 PM
I wrote about the last great poster left on Twitter. defector.com/linda-yaccar...