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Jason Berk
@jasonberk.bsky.social
he/him // guitar w/ louise goffin, evie sands // sometimes bass w/ cat power // chairman of the board @labreakfastclub
ig: @jasonberkmusic
this also doesn’t stop shoplifting because this isn’t where you pay for the items. you can have an employee unlock this and then do a lap and then just walk out of the store without paying.
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 2, 2024 at 3:40 AM
in 2016 postmates had a promo where you could get 1 free starbucks holiday drink, just pay for delivery (at the time like $3). couldn't add multiple drinks to the order, but there was a loophole where you could increase the quantity of the "one" drink in your cart. i got six peppermint mochas for $3
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
World-traveling Beastie Boys be like

listen all y’all, it’s the Mahal (Taj)
Mighty Mighty Beastie Boys be like

listen all y'all, it's a plaid barrage
nauseous french beastie boys be like

listen all of y'all, it's some bad fromage
October 20, 2023 at 9:54 PM
LA folks! Playing a set Friday night as part of a great night of music. It’s the opening night of the long-running International Pop Overthrow Festival and I hope you all can make it!
August 1, 2023 at 7:38 PM
love spending my time at rolling stone dot com
July 11, 2023 at 6:31 AM
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it came to me in a dream
July 8, 2023 at 7:57 PM
i have extremely limited reach on this platform but if you’re in los angeles and are a fan of harry nilsson, boy do i ever have good news for you!
July 6, 2023 at 4:49 PM
July 5, 2023 at 5:55 PM
July 4, 2023 at 9:05 PM
leaving a 1-star yelp review because i can’t use apple pay on this vibrating motel bed
July 4, 2023 at 2:17 AM
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We need a John Wick style movie where the dog avenges the death of his owner called Air Blood
May 5, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
GRIMACE NO
July 2, 2023 at 8:30 AM
finally, a platform where i can be my absolute most niche self
June 26, 2023 at 11:16 PM