Cross stitching! It’s easy and cheap!

The ways in which that show was eerily close to my experience working at an Apple Store (besides the actual severing process) was…off-putting, to put it mildly.

…hypothetically, of course.

i'm sure there's a larger point about how companies need to incentivize their user base, because the current food delivery app model of "$14 meal costing $28 after fees" is a far cry from most pizza places' "30 minutes or less" policy. even dominoes just did their "free emergency pizza" thing

pretty sure i did this two or three times in all; still chasing that high, but capitalism is such that we will never see the likes of that again. they also once gave out full pints of lactaid chocolate ice cream & all the fixings you'd need to make milkshakes. for free!

I may be biased because I’m the chairman of the LABC board, but I recommend literally everyone come to this event on Wednesday so you can get your Simpsons fix but also enjoy some bacon and eggs and parfait during the presentation www.labreakfastclub.com/event-detail...

I can’t operate on this boy — I *am* Pagliacci!