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Jarna 🦔 (Majima stan)
@jarna.bsky.social
Apparently old Yorkshire lass abroad, loves cats, games, naps and gin. Spod for always.

Chances are if I'm posting I'm probably slightly tipsy

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Seen something that annoys you? Don't feed the trolls, Angry Cat Post your fluffy friend instead! (cats or dogs or hamsters or hippos, no judgement here)
I am a cat person till I catch somebody else's cat stalking my favourite squirrel Tufty in my garden and then you better believe I'm out there hissing at it till it runs away (Tufty had the cheek to shout at me for making him run up a tree)
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I just made retro school dinner style chocolate sponge with chocolate custard and the world is temporarily a much nicer place
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Taking my enby kiddo to the UK for a visit next month and my catastrophising brain is busy considering all the ways I could/should react in case of people being arseholes in public bathrooms (which I obviously hope won't happen)
July 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Also this handsome old man (who is not a fan of having his picture taken) is 16 today
May 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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We are looking for a QA Analyst to join our team! 🐛
For more details and to apply, visit: www.fieldsofmistria.com/hiring-qa-an...
May 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I've just ordered this for my eldest who apparently recently spent 2 months living off Ben&Jerry's for dinner, she's very excited to get it but now I just have to cross my fingers that she actually uses it to cook proper food..
My food aversion cookbook and guide COLOR TASTE TEXTURE has been called both “funnier than a cookbook has any right to be,” and “life changing.”
Built on a foundation on unconditional acceptance of individual sensory needs, for all ages. Written by me, an Autistic classically trained chef.
Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques.....
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
May 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Menopause rage makes me mad enough to take on the entire world but also too hot and too tired to actually do it
May 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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This is a genuinely good idea.

Cis people having trans people’s backs and showing service providers how bad for business transphobia is:
THE CHAFF PROJECT

Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!

How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.

Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
April 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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@wyden.senate.gov On behalf of my fellow OR CASA advocates: Why is CASA having federal grants terminated, and how exactly is a program that advocates for abused and neglected children not, ya know, "protecting American children"? Make it make sense please.
nationalcasagal.org/national-cas...
National CASA/GAL federal funding terminated
Without these funds, the work of CASA/GAL programs across the country will be impacted along with more than 200,000 children...
nationalcasagal.org
April 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Friendly bystander running interference is also a great idea if you feel safe to do so.
April 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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🤔 Are you concerned about the impact of Quantum Computing? I would love to know what you think.

❤️ Please take 2 minutes to answer my quick questions and share

🙌🏽 Thank you so much

💜 Please feel free to share widely, thank you 🥰

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
The Question - Quantum Computing
Please answer these short questions to help me understand what people think about Quantum Computing, there are no right or wrong answers. The results will be published in my column "The Question" in I...
docs.google.com
April 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The lovely shed in our garden has been there at least 60 years, but now the council have decided that as it encroaches a meter into their (unusable) land, it has to be demolished (or moved which is easier said than done)
April 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Here's a crazy idea: I've decided to give away 300 (300!) signed books on Bluesky today. Who knows if this will work but let's see, shall we? Be in the first 300 to reply to this & you can have one.(Limiting the offer to UK but happy to send overseas if people cover the postage.)
More info below...
April 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”

This was their response:
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I think what I need is somewhere big enough to live minimalist but with one room that has ALL THE THINGS in it
I love my *stuff* but I've also just radically decluttered my house to sell it and I also love the minimalism we have now. Is it possible to be a minimalist and a maximalist at the same time?
April 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I love my *stuff* but I've also just radically decluttered my house to sell it and I also love the minimalism we have now. Is it possible to be a minimalist and a maximalist at the same time?
April 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ngl anybody who tries to confront my gnc teen in a bathroom while I'm there is going to get a smart punch in the face and fuck the consequences
April 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So excited that the stora älgvandringen starts tonight a week early!

Slow tv at its finest.

www.svtplay.se/video/jkAdJE...
Den stora älgvandringen – The Story of the Great Moose Migration
Tensions run high in the control room as the first season of the Great Moose Migration start streaming in 2019. Day after day go by without any sign of the moose. When will they arrive? This is the or...
www.svtplay.se
April 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I wrote a 1 star review for a book I really hated when I was a bit grumpy and now I feel bad, but also it was a really terrible book
April 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My old man has arthritis in his back so I bought him a thermal bed and I'm pretty sure he likes it
April 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Things that make my heart warm - video call from eldest this morning asking how to fit the bags in the vacuum. Where did you get it from? I ask. Oh, flatmate's mother she says. So why haven't you asked her? Because I always come to you first with problems...
April 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is also why my children refused to play cluedo with me any more, which I understand as I refused to play it with my mother who could literally go into 2 rooms and then somehow just know everything
There is no greater joy than my husband finding out I predicted the wrong person as the killer in a detective show (I'm not allowed to say in the first 10 minutes any more because spoilers, I have to write it down for him to look at after the end)
April 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
There is no greater joy than my husband finding out I predicted the wrong person as the killer in a detective show (I'm not allowed to say in the first 10 minutes any more because spoilers, I have to write it down for him to look at after the end)
April 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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idk i jsut think if youre not able and willing to raise an autistic child youre not able or willing to be a parent
April 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I may have had to buy at least 5 copies of Minecraft for all the various platforms but I'm pretty sure even that didn't come to 60k
oh i get to post my fav picture again?
April 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM