Jared Lyons
@jaredlyons.bsky.social
My other car is in the arroyo.
New Mexico stuff, dog/cat stuff, shoe stuff, hat stuff, a few vet med things here and there.
New Mexico stuff, dog/cat stuff, shoe stuff, hat stuff, a few vet med things here and there.
“If Ryan Silverfield has zero haters then I am dead.” -AK 😂
October 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“If Ryan Silverfield has zero haters then I am dead.” -AK 😂
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Me, age 10: teams should draft the cool players I see on TV
every analyst the last twenty years: draft prep is incredibly complex. it's more art than science; you can give your life to it and still miss
Super Bowl Champion Howie Roseman: okay idiots! Time to draft the cool players I see on TV
every analyst the last twenty years: draft prep is incredibly complex. it's more art than science; you can give your life to it and still miss
Super Bowl Champion Howie Roseman: okay idiots! Time to draft the cool players I see on TV
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Me, age 10: teams should draft the cool players I see on TV
every analyst the last twenty years: draft prep is incredibly complex. it's more art than science; you can give your life to it and still miss
Super Bowl Champion Howie Roseman: okay idiots! Time to draft the cool players I see on TV
every analyst the last twenty years: draft prep is incredibly complex. it's more art than science; you can give your life to it and still miss
Super Bowl Champion Howie Roseman: okay idiots! Time to draft the cool players I see on TV
Someone just asked me if I think Bill is doing this because he’s developed a sophisticated palate for existential despair and “middle-tier ACC teams have developed a fine vintage, to be fair”
Which I think is now my canonical answer
Which I think is now my canonical answer
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Someone just asked me if I think Bill is doing this because he’s developed a sophisticated palate for existential despair and “middle-tier ACC teams have developed a fine vintage, to be fair”
Which I think is now my canonical answer
Which I think is now my canonical answer
Reposted by Jared Lyons
We've seen this from anti-vaxxers and other conspiracy movements for years: Act like frothing-at-the-mouth psychos and then accuse scientists of conspiracy for behaving like they're being targeted by frothing-at-the-mouth psychos.
June 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We've seen this from anti-vaxxers and other conspiracy movements for years: Act like frothing-at-the-mouth psychos and then accuse scientists of conspiracy for behaving like they're being targeted by frothing-at-the-mouth psychos.
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All of these in ONE POSTSEASON is fucking insane. What a run.
June 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
All of these in ONE POSTSEASON is fucking insane. What a run.
Coming out of the tunnel after halftime
“BAH GAWD THAT’S KALEN DEBOER’S MUSIC”
“BAH GAWD THAT’S KALEN DEBOER’S MUSIC”
January 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Coming out of the tunnel after halftime
“BAH GAWD THAT’S KALEN DEBOER’S MUSIC”
“BAH GAWD THAT’S KALEN DEBOER’S MUSIC”