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Jared A Sutton ꙮ
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The $50,000 from Hell.
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The AI arms race saved the dev influencer economy.
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
LinkedIn push notifications: Jared's Friend accomplished something

Me: *clicks through, hoping to see Jared's Friend's accomplishment*

LinkedIn: Welcome! I'm not sure why you're here, but you've been missing out on a ton of tripe.
July 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Really feel like the NYC mayor’s race shows that there is no such thing as a progressive establishment, and there is, in fact, an anti-progressive establishment that runs all the way from Murdoch to Clinton
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
So embarrassing
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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The only schedule reveal I’m anticipating is for the new King of the Hill season
May 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Watermelon Blocked Eustachian Tube
Banana Lumbago
April 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Bring back proper games journalism.
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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RIP Valencia Street bike lane (2023 - 2025). 🪦 You will (not?) be missed.
February 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I think Elon knows the one thing AI is never going to be able to do is comedy so he’s making jokes that cringe in an attempt to gaslight us into believing comedy never actually existed
January 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Mayor Adams spending millions to transport Luigi Magnione like he's the Joker in a Nolan movie instead of keeping libraries open on Sundays.
Mangione arriving at the Wall Street helipad, where he was met by armed law enforcement and Mayor Adams — whose longtime top advisor until last Sunday is appearing in court across the street from Mangione on bribery charges

Credit: NYDN photog Gardiner Anderson
December 19, 2024 at 7:02 PM
@espn.bsky.social C'mon folks, it clearly doinked the upright:
December 9, 2024 at 6:47 PM