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rachel | “your personality is a single chihuahua in a halloween costume getting fed tiny meals” | she/her
hey uhhhhhh hey lol
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
uhhhh hey i’m still alive
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
it is my birthday :)
June 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
brother why is my sleep schedule so fucked i’ve been awake since 3 am completely filled with anxiety
June 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
@pinkberry.bsky.social how are you doing girlie i need to be better about posting on here
June 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
someone wake me up when trump nukes elon’s house okay
June 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president
June 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
rewatching the keepers with my parents since it first came out in 2017 (they’ve never seen it though) and man oh man am i ready to see my mom light the catholic church the fuck up lmao
June 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
did i serve cunt today at my niece’s 8th grade graduation lmao
June 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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10hr loop The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald [lo fi bass boosted]
May 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
he’s done 🩵
May 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
getting my boy cooper tattooed on me in a couple hours, something i’ve wanted done since he passed in september 2022. i can’t wait until you’re on me forever handsome boy.
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i miss my dog
May 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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ADHD medication:
May 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
hazel is such a little dog, someone knocked on the door like a half hour ago and she ran to the hallway and was on alert even like 10 minutes after the person left lmao get their ass babygirl!!
May 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
friday cannot come soon enough i need the kind of serotonin only getting a new tattoo can provide
May 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
my brain is doing awful shit but what isn’t awful is this 16.3 lb baby sleeping next to me rn while i run around feudal japan being both a nuisance AND a menace
May 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
finding out the pope is a white sox fan…some people’s taste lmao
May 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hey it’s me i’m still depressed but i am wearing the cuntiest sundress of all time that has a slit in it that shows off my thigh tattoo when i walk :) thank you that is all
May 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Volume up
Chicago Pope's here
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
marilyn: somewhere in between distinguished baby and distinguished bastard

hazel: solid rat bastard
Cat alignment chart.

Where does your kitty fall?
May 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I lived that life Von Dutch for three days and I am going to federal prison
May 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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hardest shit of the life
May 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM