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janvansike.bsky.social
did i serve cunt today at my niece’s 8th grade graduation lmao
a woman in her mid 30s smiles at the camera. she wears a bright red dress with white and green flowers on it, a nameplate necklace that reads “ranchel”, and large freshwater pearl earrings. she has long chestnut hair and bangs. the same woman from the previous image except this shows the full length of her body. she shows off a tattoo on her thigh made visible by the slit in her dress. a black cat tail can be seen at the bottom of the image.
June 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
he’s done 🩵
a tattoo on the right forearm of a pale woman that depicts a happy, smiling yellow lab surrounded by leaves, a sunflower and california poppies. a ribbon underneath him reads “handsome boy” in cursive.
May 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
getting my boy cooper tattooed on me in a couple hours, something i’ve wanted done since he passed in september 2022. i can’t wait until you’re on me forever handsome boy.
a yellow lab with a powdered sugar face looks happily at the person holding the camera, who holds his face with her other hand.
May 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
my brain is doing awful shit but what isn’t awful is this 16.3 lb baby sleeping next to me rn while i run around feudal japan being both a nuisance AND a menace
a closeup of a black cat with her head tucked against a white duvet cover with green and yellow flowers on it. her features are almost indistinguishable as she slumbers without a care in the world.
May 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
janvansike.bsky.social
hey it’s me i’m still depressed but i am wearing the cuntiest sundress of all time that has a slit in it that shows off my thigh tattoo when i walk :) thank you that is all
a woman in her mid 30s with long reddish-brown hair and bangs smiles at the camera. she’s wearing a black sundress with a white and green floral pattern on it and a gold oval pendant. her cheeks are pink to match her lips.
May 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
morning girlies pictures
a beautiful grey and white medium hair cat curled up in a window seat eats treats which have been placed very close to her because she was too lazy to get up a very large black cat lies on her side on a william morris rug in a sunbeam. her eyes are closed and her fur rusts brown in the sunlight. the cats from the previous two images are now both in the window seat - the black cat is reclined on her side looking up at the grey and white cat who sits next to her looking out the window the large black cat with a tiny head and big pale green eyes stretches out on her side on beige carpet
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
witness the most beautiful woman in the world
a gorgeous grey and white medium hair cat stands on a dark green blanket in the camera holder’s lap. her pale yellow eyes are wide, her nose is pink, and her whiskers are long and white. the same beautiful cat from the previous image except instead of standing she is now reclined in the lap of the camera holder. her eyes are still startled and wide.
April 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
i am super depressed lol but at least i look cute today right
a woman in her early 30s with fluffy bangs and long chestnut hair, tattoos, and fair skin smiles at the camera. she’s wearing a yellow floral sundress and rose colored lip gloss.
April 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
obsessed with this game and these two and these armor sets
a screenshot from assassin’s creed shadows from the menu which shows a stoic yasuke with his hand on his katana at his waist, wearing pink and white one-shouldered armor and a sakura blossom crown. naoe stands behind him with her arms crossed in a pale pink silk kosode. it is not visible but she also wears sakura blossoms in her hair.
April 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
behold her
a beautiful grey and white medium hair cat lounges on her back on a william morris printed rug, exposing her soft belly. her eyes are sleepy as she cools off.
April 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
yesterday was the official start of catio season™️
a large black cat stands with her front feet firmly planted on a scratch box inside a big wooden structure with metal grating on a patio the same black cat now sitting on the scratch box the same black cat now lounging on the top most shelf inside the tall catio with one arm casually hanging down. her pale green eyes are wide and she wears a purple collar with moons printed on it and a bell.
April 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
miss nosy ass yesterday when i was making dinner
a large black cat stands on a kitchen counter with her front paws propped up on the windowsill so she can get a better view out the window above the sink
April 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
@pinkberry.bsky.social girl omg look at the cute pink armor i just got for naoe you have got to play this!! she has so many good outfits!! yasuke too!
April 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
janvansike.bsky.social
“come here often?” ass cat
a velvety black cat with wide pale green eyes lounges on the thigh of the person taking the picture with her arm propped up as if she’s sitting at a dive bar
April 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
makes you think
a wayfair ad for a very odd chair that is shaped like a gorilla manspreading whose lap you are meant to sit on
April 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
janvansike.bsky.social
me on my resume
in a screenshot from assassin’s creed shadows, a merchant says “my bones are old, but my stock is of great value”
April 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
janvansike.bsky.social
more marilyn pictures to celebrate the diva’s birthday
a beautiful grey and white medium hair kitty with white whiskers is being booped on her pink nose with a tattooed finger that bears a pale blue nail the same grey and white cat from the previous image except she is curled up on a light grey bedspread and yawning deep to expose her teefies the same grey and white cat lounging on a multicolored blanket that was crocheted by the person taking the picture with her paw outstretched the same beautiful cat perched on the arm of a dark green couch with her head turned towards the camera so the light bounces off her yellow eyes
April 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
janvansike.bsky.social
guess whose birthday it is :) the beauty queen herself
a beautiful grey and white medium hair cat is curled up on a dark green blanket. she looks at the camera with wide yellow eyes and her nose is a delightful pink.
April 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
parent on the phone: yes hi i need my son dismissed early today

me looking at the clock that says 2:47 pm: dismissal today is at 2:50…

parent: yeah but if he could get out like ten minutes early

me:
April 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
wow i sure do love assassin’s creed real estate tycoon, animal petting, and fashion show in feudal japan simulator
in a screenshot from assassin’s creed shadows, a young japanese woman with chin length black hair wearing a blue silk kosode armor and a katana strapped to her back stands in a field of green peppered liberally with orange and white flowers in another screenshot from assassin’s creed shadows, a very tall and broad black man wearing a japanese archer’s outfit, a katana on his hip, and a bow on his back stands on a rock. behind him is a river and a rocky hillside covered in vibrant red flowers.
March 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
that’s my beautiful lethal girlie who sweet talks animals and shoots people in the head at point blank range with a flintlock rifle 🥰
in a screenshot from the assassin’s creed shadows video game, a young japanese woman with short black hair and a steely, determined expression stares down the camera. she wears a teal silk kosode and armor.
March 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
more ac shadows screenshots, this game is phenomenal thus far
March 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
i think it looks like that a lot of the time because so many photos are in dark spaces but yeah it’s green
March 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
ac shadows is incredibly gorgeous to look at and i already love naoe, looking forward to getting to know yasuke better
March 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
janvansike.bsky.social
i’ve barely scratched the surface of ac shadows but i’m already obsessed with my new girlfriend naoe and her dynamic with adopted little bro junjiro
March 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM