Janet Eckford
@janeteckford.bsky.social
Enthusiastic writer of saucy prose, that often has witty ramblings on the important, mundane, and highly improbable.
https://janeteckford.com/
https://janeteckford.com/
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Hey guys, I guess it's my turn. It's hard out here in these writer streets and your girl needs a little help. I'm trying to get my patreon up to $2000 or if you want to just kick me a few bucks directly or in exchange for this month's bundle I'd really appreciate it.
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March 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hey guys, I guess it's my turn. It's hard out here in these writer streets and your girl needs a little help. I'm trying to get my patreon up to $2000 or if you want to just kick me a few bucks directly or in exchange for this month's bundle I'd really appreciate it.
www.patreon.com/c/RebekahWea...
www.patreon.com/c/RebekahWea...
After watching the movie The Fall Guy I tried to explain the TV show to Sig Other but considering the last time I watched it I was probably 7 I didn’t sell it well.
February 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
After watching the movie The Fall Guy I tried to explain the TV show to Sig Other but considering the last time I watched it I was probably 7 I didn’t sell it well.
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Hey y'all! The FAB @rdotspoon.bsky.social is giving US a gift for her birthday!
She has two book bundles up where you can pay what you want to get four AMAZING books.
If you are broke, get some joyful books. If you are not, throw in some extra to pay it forward!
payhip.com/RWBirthdayBo...
She has two book bundles up where you can pay what you want to get four AMAZING books.
If you are broke, get some joyful books. If you are not, throw in some extra to pay it forward!
payhip.com/RWBirthdayBo...
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey y'all! The FAB @rdotspoon.bsky.social is giving US a gift for her birthday!
She has two book bundles up where you can pay what you want to get four AMAZING books.
If you are broke, get some joyful books. If you are not, throw in some extra to pay it forward!
payhip.com/RWBirthdayBo...
She has two book bundles up where you can pay what you want to get four AMAZING books.
If you are broke, get some joyful books. If you are not, throw in some extra to pay it forward!
payhip.com/RWBirthdayBo...
I discovered I was out of backing powder when I went to make cornbread and was upset BUT I remembered I’d gone on a flour shopping spree and had self rising flour. Random preparation happenstance and a thirst for baked good supplies in bulk is a good way to start 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I discovered I was out of backing powder when I went to make cornbread and was upset BUT I remembered I’d gone on a flour shopping spree and had self rising flour. Random preparation happenstance and a thirst for baked good supplies in bulk is a good way to start 2025.
The algorithm just brought me Back Door Santa and I didn’t know I needed a raunchy Christmas song until now. True Christmas miracle.
December 26, 2024 at 12:57 AM
The algorithm just brought me Back Door Santa and I didn’t know I needed a raunchy Christmas song until now. True Christmas miracle.
I had big plans that involved me being outside and after running one errand I’m at peace that the outside life wasn’t for me today.
December 21, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I had big plans that involved me being outside and after running one errand I’m at peace that the outside life wasn’t for me today.
I ate a very underwhelming croissant and I’m trying to not let it ruin my day.
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I ate a very underwhelming croissant and I’m trying to not let it ruin my day.
I got this done in the nick of time before my dad came home and scolded me for being on the roof. It being the roof of my own house wouldn’t matter because dads are going to dad.
December 8, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I got this done in the nick of time before my dad came home and scolded me for being on the roof. It being the roof of my own house wouldn’t matter because dads are going to dad.
I’m trying really hard to drag Sunday out. Just stretching time to its limits because I can feel Monday looming in the distance.
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I’m trying really hard to drag Sunday out. Just stretching time to its limits because I can feel Monday looming in the distance.
I made the fatal mistake of thinking I was only going into Target for a “few things”.
December 8, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I made the fatal mistake of thinking I was only going into Target for a “few things”.
Serotonin strut pop is so funny to me. The Spotify wrap up really leans into the ridiculous and I appreciate that.
December 5, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Serotonin strut pop is so funny to me. The Spotify wrap up really leans into the ridiculous and I appreciate that.
Buying yarn inspired advent calendars has been one of the best things I’ve done for myself. And it made me think if I was a better me I’d create a romance themed advent based on my books.
December 4, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Buying yarn inspired advent calendars has been one of the best things I’ve done for myself. And it made me think if I was a better me I’d create a romance themed advent based on my books.
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
My dad has decided it’s going to be a “madhouse” at the cemetery because of Black Friday and we’ll visit my mother’s gravesite tomorrow. Peak dad logic.
November 29, 2024 at 5:58 PM
My dad has decided it’s going to be a “madhouse” at the cemetery because of Black Friday and we’ll visit my mother’s gravesite tomorrow. Peak dad logic.
The oven has turned on. We may in fact be cooking with gas now. 🤞🏾
November 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
The oven has turned on. We may in fact be cooking with gas now. 🤞🏾
Getting ready to prep Thanksgiving dinner with an oven that has a 50/50 chance of working. If it isn’t chaotic is it really a holiday?
November 28, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Getting ready to prep Thanksgiving dinner with an oven that has a 50/50 chance of working. If it isn’t chaotic is it really a holiday?
Me: Why is the Le Creuset bread oven so expensive?!
Also me: *proceeds to buy yarn that is twice the amount*
Also me: *proceeds to buy yarn that is twice the amount*
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Me: Why is the Le Creuset bread oven so expensive?!
Also me: *proceeds to buy yarn that is twice the amount*
Also me: *proceeds to buy yarn that is twice the amount*
I’ve started snapping my fingers for emphasis while shouting tangential facts that only make sense to me.
“He was in that movie, you know, the one on the train.”
My gods, I’ve become my mother.
My gods, I’ve become my mother.
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I’ve started snapping my fingers for emphasis while shouting tangential facts that only make sense to me.
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I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
November 24, 2024 at 2:42 PM
I’m convinced the “do audiobooks count as reading?” argument all derives from those mid-90s summer reading pizza challenges.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
Folks - we’re all in our 30s and 40s now. It’s no longer a competition.
Go buy your favorite pie with your adult money and let people enjoy books however they want.
Have ordered Thanksgiving dinner even though my stove hasn’t worked properly for weeks. I like to keep the holidays exciting.
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Have ordered Thanksgiving dinner even though my stove hasn’t worked properly for weeks. I like to keep the holidays exciting.
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I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.