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Janelle
@janellemorgan.bsky.social
dismantling generational dysfunction one day at a time. back to school at 40. live music, cooking, nfl, xfl, craft beer, leadership talk, true crime, therapy enthusiast. come for some of the bullshit, stay for the rest of the bullshit. #stl
The best thing about Christopher Walken being in Severance is that he’s far from the weirdest character on this show.
May 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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⚜️💙 STL mutual aid thread DAY 2 (May 18, 2025):
⚜️ STL mutual aid thread — i'll be adding links here to keep them all in one place; please feel free to to share info here too! #STL
May 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Very thankful that I got all of my reproductive issues and procedures out of the way a few years ago.
Pregnant Missouri women are not allowed to finalize a divorce…until they deliver.

Ask me how I know.
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Bro I bet this shit hits so hard if you're 11 years old.
Elon Musk is wearing two Trump caps on top of each other
April 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This past week’s episode of Gemstones was so good I needed to rewind a few times because I laughed too hard through some of the plot. Comedic writing at its finest.
April 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Every single headline that says "Trump backs down from his instincts" leads markets to rally.

Perhaps that tells us something about the value of his instincts.
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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And in his tummy!
Hegseth had booze on his mind at 8:30 this morning
April 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
in memoriams don’t usually include how they died
April 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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30 year anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing is a reminder that the most dangerous threat to our country has been, and always will be right wing extremists, not immigrants with tattoos.
April 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Jesus on Good Friday:
a man says i 'm really crossed up on a netflix ad
Alt: Tim Robinson says “i’m really crossed up”
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
That blue category in Connections was made for me today 😆
April 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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yes! this dude will back down to anyone who tells him to fuck himself! this is the only response worth having!
Trump’s sputtering response to Harvard standing up to him is yet another reason why institutions should refuse to bend the knee. He’s a paper tiger, unable to argue his own case.
April 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Timothy is fucking nefarious. #whitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
we need this one
April 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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defeating my enemies by licking them gently
April 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The musical choices in BJ’s baptism episode of the Righteous Gemstones is incredible.
March 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I know it’s March and it’s too hot for this time of year, but I do love some shorts and sweatshirt mornings.
March 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is the note I put into my son’s lunch box today, am I doing it right @lonesometoast.bsky.social ?
March 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I snorted
Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody
February 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Oh my WORD Olivia Rodrigo at the Grammys! 🔥🔥🔥
February 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Happy Black History Month. Listen to, support, fund, and uplift Black people. #BHM #BlackHistoryMonth

Black journos: go.bsky.app/QvS5FNb

Black scientists: go.bsky.app/Ao3Qt9a

Black academics: go.bsky.app/RyKSzcb

Black democracy experts: go.bsky.app/6WTBzhX

Black in tech: go.bsky.app/2RAbS3g
February 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you think the Trump EOs don’t affect someone you know and you know me, think again. The hard work our agency does with homeless services can’t draw money from our HUD grants. Fuck this shit.
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Truth.
if you'd told me in 1995 that a woman singer-songwriter would believe vaccines magnetized your blood and ham cured measles, i 100% would've picked jewel
January 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM