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@barrykramer.bsky.social thanks for making such fun content I can binge too much of!
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Shoutout to archipelago rando devs. They’re doing magic to make it work as flawlessly as it does
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7

(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)

#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hey I’d really love it if the US government would get it together and actually help people. Including myself. I need my Food Share, man
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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:D
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m just a boy… asking a 10 meter tall squid monster to the prom
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The moral of Metal Gear is that bisexuals are sadistic villains
September 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pro tip: a dash of French vanilla creamer in your hot chocolate
September 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Ocelot (MGS3) vs Ocelot (MGS Delta):
August 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Reminder: Chris Pratt has always sucked ass and more people should treat him as such.
Just in case you needed another reason to hate Crisp Ratt (I sure didn’t).

What an incorrigible piece of Hollywood shit
August 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just beat the Great Bay Temple. I take back every nice thing I’ve ever said about Majora’s Mask
August 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The NHS are forcibly detransitioning trans kids in Brighton and calling it “managed withdrawal.” Their own impact assessment acknowledges trans kids will be at increased risk of harm as a result, don’t want this, and are likely to just use DIY hormones instead
August 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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just a reminder that jk rowling thinks a trans person existing and having a job is unacceptable (this means she will settle for nothing less of us all dead)
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Just gonna take this opportunity to plug the Italian fan dub of my KH summary. One of the best things I've ever seen
youtu.be/VIl3RJ84Dsw
August 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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shhh she is ✨hunting✨
August 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
What do you call a bee cannibal? Hannibal Nectar!
July 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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How to ruin your reputation in one easy step
Heads up to anyone considering using music on this site:

I make no claims against any particular track or the tracks on this site, but every upload in the last 8 months from Kevin has been generated by Suno. (Everything after Outback Call):

www.youtube.com/@incompetech...

Check the descriptions.
Kevin MacLeod
This is the official YouTube channel for Kevin MacLeod! Here, you can preview new songs, hear me talking about the new music I write, or check out my collaborations with other content creators! I am...
www.youtube.com
July 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I can't wait for the next bullshit excuse as to why it's okay to starve millions of people.

Seriously, if you haven't spoken up yet, I'm begging you to grow a brain, a heart, and a spine. "Genocide is wrong" shouldn't be a controversial stance.
No Proof Hamas Routinely Stole U.N. Aid, Israeli Military Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
July 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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for a patron, who asked for a cowboy 🐱
July 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”
July 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM