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No one of any significance, just the dumbest smart guy you know.

I'm not just the ringleader, but also one of the clowns.
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We were walking across their war, juggling.  We were bringing guitars, plays adapted from Gogol...I saw it myself and even then I found it a bit odd.The Nicaraguans wanted land, literacy, a decent doctor.  We wanted a nice sing-a-long and a ballet.  We weren’t a revolution.  We were an armed circus.
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Would love to see Christopher Walken do a parody of Cuomo in something like this. Its just off-putting.
Cuomo announces his general election run by proving the Mamdani sauce ain't so easy to cook up on the spot with half the ingredients
July 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Not all heroes wear capes
THIS JUST HAPPENED: Brad Lander walked through the fire, got burned, and came back with a fucking gasoline can.

ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.
June 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The first rule of Columbus Day is You don't talk about Columbus Day.
Well, you’ll be happy to know, Christopher is going to make a major comeback
April 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In one of my grad programs I had a economics professor who was libertarian and he was in disbelief that we didn't do this. Easy solution to a problem that then doesn't require government twists and turns and regs trying to fit a square peg in a round hole.
Consider this

If you make $176,000 your
SS tax is $10918.
And if you make $5,000,000 you pay $10918.
Remove the cap and SS will continue decades.
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
March 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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The first time I saw a Cybertruck in the wild was San Francisco and it was great because as it rolled down the street people were laughing and pointing.
If you're in line to bully a Cybertruck owner STAY IN LINE
An update on this saga. Apparently the owner of this Cybertruck here in my town is losing his fucking mind according to his coworkers because people keep making fun of him. Every day, he is laughed at and/or flipped off, and he is not taking it well.
January 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I dont think there is enough consideration that the main reason these people want to erase ASL is that it is a constant reminder to them disabled people exist. There existence is an inconvienence to them because it reminds them we are a community rather than a bunch of insividuals. See also: masks.
🔊 PSA for nondisabled people 🔊

It's time to step the FUCK up if you wanna be an ally.

ASL interpretation is being targeted by right wing cry baby douchebags.

Shut this shit down when you see it. SPEAK UP. This barrage of ASL hate is heavier than usual.
January 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
January 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
All of them. Unless you count having to be there long enough to spend the night, in which case all of them but San Jose.
Surprisingly, I have only been to 28 of these cities.

The average American has only been to 5 of these places, how about you?
December 10, 2024 at 10:25 PM
If you see this post a knight.
November 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
All of my kids endorse this message.
Ok what’s the most overrated thanksgiving food? I will start. Turkey.
November 24, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I need to post some introductory things...but I've never been very good at that. I'm not that funny save for a very selective audience (mostly my wife, who thinks I'm hilarious).

I'm a pilot, but just to make a living. I'd rather be outdoors. I'll post a lot of photos of my animals or sunsets.
November 10, 2024 at 7:41 PM
We were walking across their war, juggling.  We were bringing guitars, plays adapted from Gogol...I saw it myself and even then I found it a bit odd.The Nicaraguans wanted land, literacy, a decent doctor.  We wanted a nice sing-a-long and a ballet.  We weren’t a revolution.  We were an armed circus.
November 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM