Former President of the United States
@jamesgarfield.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and Oxford comma supporter
Firing Vrabel’s replacement right before his revenge game is a choice
The Tennessee Titans have fired coach Brian Callahan after a 1-5 start to his second season. The Titans’ president of football operations said in a statement that team officials had extended conversations with controlling owner Amy Adams Strunk and general manager Mike Borgonzi.
Titans fire coach Brian Callahan after 4-19 record and 1-5 start to second season
The Tennessee Titans have fired coach Brian Callahan after a 1-5 start to his second season. The Titans’ president of football operations said in a statement that team officials had extended conversations with controlling owner Amy Adams Strunk and general manager Mike Borgonzi.
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October 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Firing Vrabel’s replacement right before his revenge game is a choice
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GET OUT. open.spotify.com/episode/1FO8...
The 25 Best Movies of the Century: No. 13 - 'Get Out’
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September 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
GET OUT. open.spotify.com/episode/1FO8...
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
Crazy that there’s only one ring between the 4 and it was from AB’s garbage years
With Julio Jones announcing his retirement, does he have a case as the best WR of the 2010s?
Rank these WRs from 1 to 4:
Rank these WRs from 1 to 4:
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Crazy that there’s only one ring between the 4 and it was from AB’s garbage years
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My life’s mission is to convince people to watch Patriot 🫡
Watched ‘Patriot’ under your recommendation. Loved it !!!
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My life’s mission is to convince people to watch Patriot 🫡
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this is probably not a sting operation to arrest and rehabilitate everyone who signs up for it but maybe it should be
Ever watch an anime set in a Japanese high school and think, "it shoulda been me"? Well, you're in luck. A company in Japan is inviting tourists to attend an abandoned campus in Chiba and live out an authentic Showa high school experience.
https://buff.ly/3W6YChP
https://buff.ly/3W6YChP
January 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
this is probably not a sting operation to arrest and rehabilitate everyone who signs up for it but maybe it should be
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How to write: Stop not writing. Keep your butt in the chair. Write really bad small sections of the whole—passages, moments, episodes, memories—til you have an incredibly shitty 1st draft. Then take out the boring parts, the lies and pretensions. Then write a better 2nd draft.
January 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
How to write: Stop not writing. Keep your butt in the chair. Write really bad small sections of the whole—passages, moments, episodes, memories—til you have an incredibly shitty 1st draft. Then take out the boring parts, the lies and pretensions. Then write a better 2nd draft.
Madame Web is brilliant. The script is clearly satire and I think everyone but the producers realized this.
February 16, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Madame Web is brilliant. The script is clearly satire and I think everyone but the producers realized this.
A unified Ireland is gonna happen in the next 15 years.
February 3, 2024 at 9:40 PM
A unified Ireland is gonna happen in the next 15 years.
The border debate is such a nothing burger. No one can actually point to an issue with illegal immigration, I can’t see this being a real winning issue for cons.
January 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
The border debate is such a nothing burger. No one can actually point to an issue with illegal immigration, I can’t see this being a real winning issue for cons.
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Damn, that was fast! Just one day of the strike from the Cal State University staff gets the goods.
January 23, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Damn, that was fast! Just one day of the strike from the Cal State University staff gets the goods.
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so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life
August 29, 2023 at 10:50 PM
so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life
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It's time to admit that body wash is "mid." Nothing hits harder than a good old fashioned bar of soap
August 12, 2023 at 5:30 PM
It's time to admit that body wash is "mid." Nothing hits harder than a good old fashioned bar of soap
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“It's like these men they-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
July 16, 2023 at 2:09 AM
“It's like these men they-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
Everyone’s upset about having to watch the Gran Turismo trailer for two more weeks but we have to sit through the Bob Marley trailer for another year.
August 2, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Everyone’s upset about having to watch the Gran Turismo trailer for two more weeks but we have to sit through the Bob Marley trailer for another year.
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only a naturally gifted politician like ron desantis could come down the stairs on christmas morning to find his primary opponent trussed up like a ham under dozens of federal indictments beneath the tree and, instead of unwrapping his present, just immediately setting the whole living room on fire
August 2, 2023 at 2:49 AM
only a naturally gifted politician like ron desantis could come down the stairs on christmas morning to find his primary opponent trussed up like a ham under dozens of federal indictments beneath the tree and, instead of unwrapping his present, just immediately setting the whole living room on fire
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this is barbenheimer, to me
August 2, 2023 at 12:57 AM
this is barbenheimer, to me
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me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
August 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
My 23-year-old coworker just told me they’ve never cooked in their life and cannot cook pasta or eggs.
August 1, 2023 at 7:32 PM
My 23-year-old coworker just told me they’ve never cooked in their life and cannot cook pasta or eggs.
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10/10 no notes
August 1, 2023 at 4:54 PM
10/10 no notes
Mac-n-cheese and corn is actually correct
people are too afraid of the "pc police" to have raw, honest conversations that might offend on bluesky. not me though. i am willing to speak truth to power and say what we are all thinking: green beans are the best barbecue side
August 1, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Mac-n-cheese and corn is actually correct
I’m actually gonna use this app now.
July 9, 2023 at 1:43 PM
I’m actually gonna use this app now.