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@jamesforeman.bsky.social
Inside me there are three wolves. No wait, four. And they’re not getting along! https://jamesforeman.substack.com/
The shitty thing about this is that people don’t care and never will care. Even graphic designers themselves make this! It’s not just clueless non artists. It saves them time and effort and nobody cares how they made it so why should they spend time and energy in photoshop or whatever? I’ll tell you
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The shitty thing about this is that people don’t care and never will care. Even graphic designers themselves make this! It’s not just clueless non artists. It saves them time and effort and nobody cares how they made it so why should they spend time and energy in photoshop or whatever? I’ll tell you
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
Refreshing MyChart like a social media app
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Refreshing MyChart like a social media app
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Post credit scene of Hamnet is Cardinal Richelieu stepping out of the shadows to recruit Agnes to a secret initiative
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Post credit scene of Hamnet is Cardinal Richelieu stepping out of the shadows to recruit Agnes to a secret initiative
I don’t want to be horny on main but I could write sonnets about Jessie Buckley’s laugh lines
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I don’t want to be horny on main but I could write sonnets about Jessie Buckley’s laugh lines
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instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
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I can’t wait until Pete and Stephen are in prison
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I can’t wait until Pete and Stephen are in prison
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
The Claims of Close Reading - Boston Review
Literary studies have been starved by austerity, but their core methodology remains radical.
www.bostonreview.net
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote an essay for @bostonreview.bsky.social about what I learned about close reading when I taught at West Virginia University
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
www.bostonreview.net/articles/the...
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My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My friends. You can now preorder my new chapbook, HEAVENS TO BETSY. It's all about a recent time when I ran into the street to stop a pug from being smashed to death by a dump truck. www.cutbankonline.org?utm_source=i...
Look I understand David Byrne wanting to move on from talking heads and not doing a reunion but okay then why is your live show 90% talking heads songs!
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Look I understand David Byrne wanting to move on from talking heads and not doing a reunion but okay then why is your live show 90% talking heads songs!
I wrote a Star Wars series pitch that’s pretty good and I like Jamelle’s too https://jamesforeman.substack.com/p/a-sequel-to-andor-rogue-company
if you let me write a star wars movie it would be an adaptation of the rogue squadron/wraith squadron books. post-jedi, early new republic. captains wedge antilles and tycho celchu must assemble a team of pilot/commandos to take out a gathering of high-ranking officers among the imperial remnant
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I wrote a Star Wars series pitch that’s pretty good and I like Jamelle’s too https://jamesforeman.substack.com/p/a-sequel-to-andor-rogue-company
Solo and Last Jedi should be higher. Phantom has a special place in my heart but Solo is objectively better than anything JJ had his hands on
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Solo and Last Jedi should be higher. Phantom has a special place in my heart but Solo is objectively better than anything JJ had his hands on
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take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub
With Elon musk, the RFK/nuzzi thing, Matt gaetz, louis ck publishing a novel, Jeremy renner, and Trump and Epstein 2025 is the year we all collectively agreed that, actually, the most gross and unrepentantly nasty freaks can just do whatever they want that’s fine
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
With Elon musk, the RFK/nuzzi thing, Matt gaetz, louis ck publishing a novel, Jeremy renner, and Trump and Epstein 2025 is the year we all collectively agreed that, actually, the most gross and unrepentantly nasty freaks can just do whatever they want that’s fine
I can’t wait till all these fucking people are in prison. Unless!
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I can’t wait till all these fucking people are in prison. Unless!
There are some comedians on here that when some poor sap stumbles into their mentions with their own little riffs I feel like I’m watching a dog about to get hit by a car
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There are some comedians on here that when some poor sap stumbles into their mentions with their own little riffs I feel like I’m watching a dog about to get hit by a car
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Reminder that Bernie has an actual fucking sword gifted to him by Ross Perot. He swore he would never take another life with it. But that was before darkness ruled the land.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Reminder that Bernie has an actual fucking sword gifted to him by Ross Perot. He swore he would never take another life with it. But that was before darkness ruled the land.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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damn. hoping it at least signifies something
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
Told by an idiot
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
Supporting Trump and his fascist allies and letting them turn the government into a brainless circus have cost the republicans the independent vote for an entire generation
Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Supporting Trump and his fascist allies and letting them turn the government into a brainless circus have cost the republicans the independent vote for an entire generation