Jakkal, Who Death Forgot
@jakkal.monster
jakkal (ジャッカル) [he/him, 腐男子, 🇺🇸 in 🇯🇵]
too furry for the weebs and too weeb for the furries
(パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc)
twt @ glitchgoats
too furry for the weebs and too weeb for the furries
(パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc)
twt @ glitchgoats
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot
@jakkal.monster
· Oct 18
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hello i am Jakkal
i will probably remake this when i figure out what i want to do for a new askbox but for now this should cover what you should probably know
hello i am Jakkal
i will probably remake this when i figure out what i want to do for a new askbox but for now this should cover what you should probably know
look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News
finally caved and bought dashi and since I already have miso. that's right. miso soup 24/7
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
finally caved and bought dashi and since I already have miso. that's right. miso soup 24/7
come to paralive we have a character shanking a man one night and gender trouble the next
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
come to paralive we have a character shanking a man one night and gender trouble the next
at work I keep getting gifted pictures of koupenchan, because I chose to devote my soul to a character who is very easy to draw, and as a result I AM IMMORTAL AND WILL NEVER DIE
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
at work I keep getting gifted pictures of koupenchan, because I chose to devote my soul to a character who is very easy to draw, and as a result I AM IMMORTAL AND WILL NEVER DIE
Reposted by Jakkal, Who Death Forgot
Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine
Tim Curry was a 20-something stage actor living in London in the seedy, sex-drenched 1970s when he auditioned for a new B-movie musical called “The Rocky Horror Show.” In a new interview, Curry discusses the cult classic, David Bowie, Studio 54, and more. http://nyer.cm/Z9RkgrI
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine
ten years ago to the day my entire life was Extremely bad
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
ten years ago to the day my entire life was Extremely bad
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
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October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
not to buzzkill but maybe we should not treat every animal like dogs in our fiction bc literally one of the first pieces of safety advice you get on moving to for example, Hokkaido, is "holy shit do not touch foxes, i don't care how cute they are, because that's how you get a fatal parasite"
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
not to buzzkill but maybe we should not treat every animal like dogs in our fiction bc literally one of the first pieces of safety advice you get on moving to for example, Hokkaido, is "holy shit do not touch foxes, i don't care how cute they are, because that's how you get a fatal parasite"
my job rules a comical amount and I'm pretty sure I could fight god one handed and win with the level of power and good vibes I'm wielding today
October 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
my job rules a comical amount and I'm pretty sure I could fight god one handed and win with the level of power and good vibes I'm wielding today
"idk the pokepi line is cute and all but idk if that's worth 6k when the one below it is a third cheaper" he said and then he realized it was holding a second, smaller piplup, whereupon he blacked out and woke up with it in line to check out
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"idk the pokepi line is cute and all but idk if that's worth 6k when the one below it is a third cheaper" he said and then he realized it was holding a second, smaller piplup, whereupon he blacked out and woke up with it in line to check out
finished my TL of the CHANCE dramas. ate pizza. going to sapporo tomorrow to fistfight some girlies for some copies of CHANCE. finally have my couch. probably annoyed my downstairs neighbor/coworker by moving a couch around at 9 AM while he's hungover. living my best life etc etc etc
September 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
finished my TL of the CHANCE dramas. ate pizza. going to sapporo tomorrow to fistfight some girlies for some copies of CHANCE. finally have my couch. probably annoyed my downstairs neighbor/coworker by moving a couch around at 9 AM while he's hungover. living my best life etc etc etc
today i went to my 歓迎会 that my workplace put on and at this lovely tatami room in this lovely restaurant they blasted USA by Da Pump and two of the younger staff members put on sunglasses and did the entire choreo. i love my job
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
today i went to my 歓迎会 that my workplace put on and at this lovely tatami room in this lovely restaurant they blasted USA by Da Pump and two of the younger staff members put on sunglasses and did the entire choreo. i love my job
me: I probably won't buy anything at the secondhand store, they only have like half a panel of joseimuke stuff
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
August 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
me: I probably won't buy anything at the secondhand store, they only have like half a panel of joseimuke stuff
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
THIS IS THE GREATEST PURCHASE DECISION IVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE
August 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
THIS IS THE GREATEST PURCHASE DECISION IVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE
GIRL WE ARE LOSING THE PLOT
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
GIRL WE ARE LOSING THE PLOT
straight up got told "I heard from [x] that you like penguins" today. i am going to be the penguin guy forever. i am okay with this
English speaking coworkers already starting to associate me with penguins. I may have already sealed my fate
August 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
straight up got told "I heard from [x] that you like penguins" today. i am going to be the penguin guy forever. i am okay with this
i ordered it btw
i am buying the 8800 yen giant koupenchan the absolute moment that i have my home address in hokkaido, btw. this is the kind of object that saves lives
August 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i ordered it btw
English speaking coworkers already starting to associate me with penguins. I may have already sealed my fate
August 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
English speaking coworkers already starting to associate me with penguins. I may have already sealed my fate
I am unlocking new proprietary kinds of tired
August 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I am unlocking new proprietary kinds of tired
see you all in hell (*tokyo in August)
August 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
see you all in hell (*tokyo in August)
in less than 72 hours I'm setting off on basically the biggest life change you can make on purpose and I feel a little bit crazy
July 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
in less than 72 hours I'm setting off on basically the biggest life change you can make on purpose and I feel a little bit crazy
absolutely catastrophic the amount of impact this object has had on my motivation levels. any time i doubt myself i look at koupenchan and know that koupenchan would never doubt in me for a moment and i feel the strength surging in my body
"money can't buy happiness" wrong. this object that immediately fixed my mental health is available for purchase in exchange for legal tender
July 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
absolutely catastrophic the amount of impact this object has had on my motivation levels. any time i doubt myself i look at koupenchan and know that koupenchan would never doubt in me for a moment and i feel the strength surging in my body
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You do not in fact have to hand it to South Park, the glibertarian fucksticks that directly contributed to the political climate that brought us Trump.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.
July 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You do not in fact have to hand it to South Park, the glibertarian fucksticks that directly contributed to the political climate that brought us Trump.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.
You don't get to promote almost 30 years of "caring about things is stupid" and then get applause for finally coming down off your
fence.