Jakkal, Who Death Forgot
@jakkal.monster
jakkal (ジャッカル) [he/him, 腐男子, 🇺🇸 in 🇯🇵]
too furry for the weebs and too weeb for the furries
(パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc)
twt @ glitchgoats
too furry for the weebs and too weeb for the furries
(パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc)
twt @ glitchgoats
"what did you buy this time" these
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 AM
"what did you buy this time" these
me: yeah sure we can leave Parco, I don't think there's anything else I --
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
January 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
me: yeah sure we can leave Parco, I don't think there's anything else I --
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News
"idk the pokepi line is cute and all but idk if that's worth 6k when the one below it is a third cheaper" he said and then he realized it was holding a second, smaller piplup, whereupon he blacked out and woke up with it in line to check out
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"idk the pokepi line is cute and all but idk if that's worth 6k when the one below it is a third cheaper" he said and then he realized it was holding a second, smaller piplup, whereupon he blacked out and woke up with it in line to check out
man is fucking dead though let's be absolutely clear iori killed a guy in these dramas
September 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
man is fucking dead though let's be absolutely clear iori killed a guy in these dramas
me: I probably won't buy anything at the secondhand store, they only have like half a panel of joseimuke stuff
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
August 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
me: I probably won't buy anything at the secondhand store, they only have like half a panel of joseimuke stuff
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
the nefarious ebifry koupenchan right in my line of sight as im about to walk out:
THIS IS THE GREATEST PURCHASE DECISION IVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE
August 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
THIS IS THE GREATEST PURCHASE DECISION IVE EVER MADE IN MY LIFE
i am buying the 8800 yen giant koupenchan the absolute moment that i have my home address in hokkaido, btw. this is the kind of object that saves lives
July 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i am buying the 8800 yen giant koupenchan the absolute moment that i have my home address in hokkaido, btw. this is the kind of object that saves lives
actual depiction of me when i saw that first flash of green. all four of these guys at the same time
July 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
actual depiction of me when i saw that first flash of green. all four of these guys at the same time
it's going well i'd say
July 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
it's going well i'd say
"money can't buy happiness" wrong. this object that immediately fixed my mental health is available for purchase in exchange for legal tender
July 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
"money can't buy happiness" wrong. this object that immediately fixed my mental health is available for purchase in exchange for legal tender
whatever i'm working on it's going well
July 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
whatever i'm working on it's going well
i will not be explaining why i made this only that i am right
June 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
i will not be explaining why i made this only that i am right
this is what peak performance looks like
June 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
this is what peak performance looks like
i never lost my faith in you my beloved angel penpen
May 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i never lost my faith in you my beloved angel penpen
if you ever translate anything for an audience of, largely, teenagers, you are going to regularly age 40 years in two minutes
May 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
if you ever translate anything for an audience of, largely, teenagers, you are going to regularly age 40 years in two minutes
like it's not even about the characters and nobody is saying anything interesting they're all just larping as Sexy Public Domain Halloween Costumes. i want everyone who voted for this to feel bad
May 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
like it's not even about the characters and nobody is saying anything interesting they're all just larping as Sexy Public Domain Halloween Costumes. i want everyone who voted for this to feel bad
if i must imagine that koupen-chan would be impressed with me for folding the laundry instead of letting it sit in the hamper for two days then so be it. i simply cannot disappoint koupen-chan. look at my beautiful child
May 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
if i must imagine that koupen-chan would be impressed with me for folding the laundry instead of letting it sit in the hamper for two days then so be it. i simply cannot disappoint koupen-chan. look at my beautiful child
