jakey
@jakeytyne.bsky.social
slc livin dreamin freakin | ca native | *amateur* interiors - vintage curation - content creation | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤎🖤 | dm for nsfw acct | insta: @jakeytyne @jakeytyne.design
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got topped by mayhem this year
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
got topped by mayhem this year
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Fuck this turkey makes me wanna vogue
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fuck this turkey makes me wanna vogue
let’s go support small business saturday🐣
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
let’s go support small business saturday🐣
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I know it’s just dopamine, but it feels so real to me
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I know it’s just dopamine, but it feels so real to me
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let me be the first to make a bold (and likely controversial!!) observation:
Chicago men >>>>>
Chicago men >>>>>
September 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
let me be the first to make a bold (and likely controversial!!) observation:
Chicago men >>>>>
Chicago men >>>>>
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Make sure you text a friend today and ask to make out
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Make sure you text a friend today and ask to make out
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trans rights are human rights.
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So I really have to work for the rest of my life?
August 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
So I really have to work for the rest of my life?
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Every news broadcast should run the facts split-screen in real time while Trump spews his lies.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
August 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Every news broadcast should run the facts split-screen in real time while Trump spews his lies.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
Nice work, @msnbc.com — every network had time to prepare because they knew what was coming.
do not recommend running in ninety-six degree temps
July 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
do not recommend running in ninety-six degree temps
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I’ve decided to stop using so many exclamation points in my texts. It’s misleading. I don’t talk like that. I’m more like “😐🫤😐😏😐😯😐”
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’ve decided to stop using so many exclamation points in my texts. It’s misleading. I don’t talk like that. I’m more like “😐🫤😐😏😐😯😐”
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this just in: sources are telling us to put the lime in the coconut, particularly prior to drinking it all up
February 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this just in: sources are telling us to put the lime in the coconut, particularly prior to drinking it all up
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Southern Death Valley
February 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Southern Death Valley
missing the community I truly felt over on the bird app :/
insta is just so overwhelming for me :P
still grateful to be able to come here and scroll every few days :)
insta is just so overwhelming for me :P
still grateful to be able to come here and scroll every few days :)
February 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
missing the community I truly felt over on the bird app :/
insta is just so overwhelming for me :P
still grateful to be able to come here and scroll every few days :)
insta is just so overwhelming for me :P
still grateful to be able to come here and scroll every few days :)
put quite a few hours into applying for a job I really want!!!
February 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
put quite a few hours into applying for a job I really want!!!
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Sitting up straight is such a treat
February 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sitting up straight is such a treat
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Every relationship has one person who loads the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who loads it like a raccoon on meth
February 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every relationship has one person who loads the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who loads it like a raccoon on meth
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take a bite of my bad girl meat
Teeth
Lady Gaga · The Fame Monster (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2009
open.spotify.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
take a bite of my bad girl meat
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happy valentines day cuties!
i hope everyone has a great time with their people, or getting wrecked, or whatever you're spending your time on today.
💓💓💓💓
much love to you all
i hope everyone has a great time with their people, or getting wrecked, or whatever you're spending your time on today.
💓💓💓💓
much love to you all
February 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
happy valentines day cuties!
i hope everyone has a great time with their people, or getting wrecked, or whatever you're spending your time on today.
💓💓💓💓
much love to you all
i hope everyone has a great time with their people, or getting wrecked, or whatever you're spending your time on today.
💓💓💓💓
much love to you all
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hi friends! what is substack🥺
February 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
hi friends! what is substack🥺
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there’s absolutely no way in hell you’ll catch me calling the gulf of mexico that stupid ass name lmao
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
there’s absolutely no way in hell you’ll catch me calling the gulf of mexico that stupid ass name lmao