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Raidernation. Musician. Horror movies. Video games.
I was told it was just a bad apple or two?
December 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Way too early prediction for next season, but I think the Carolina Panthers go above .500.
December 9, 2024 at 6:03 AM
If you're contemplating ending it all (don't), the least you could do is take care of a health insurance CEO on your way out.
December 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM
X and O flipped!
The meaning of the PlayStation Symbols according to original PlayStation Designer Teiyu Goto! #PlayStation

X - No
○ - Yes
△ - Viewpoint (head/direction)
□ - Piece of Paper (menu documents)
December 4, 2024 at 7:53 PM
A career politician lying for political reasons is not crazy. What's crazy is the guy substantially responsible for the stop the steal movement was himself pardoned by Trump for election fraud.
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Raidernation has shit the bed. We need a rookie QB. AOC is a nice backup but we need someone who can comfortably win 10-11 games.
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 PM
The streaming industry is only about monopolizing time.
why is there video games on netflix
December 1, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Finally saw Terrifier 3 and I'll be damned if dude didn't outdo himself again. What a glorious gorefest.
December 1, 2024 at 9:40 PM
The only reason you sue someone over a rap battle is that you lost and have nothing else to lose.
November 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Kinda glad Pat Graham's raider defense has been spotty bc he'll likely be back next season to compliment a likely better offense.
November 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM
The child in my life will absolutely be playing THPS.
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
The way some of you are gripping these 25th anni Playstation controllers...
November 26, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Calling it now. Raiders go 11-6 or better next season. Screenshot it and make fun of me if I'm wrong but I get the feeling they're coming back in a big way.
November 26, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Angler fish mating is wild
November 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
So much of elite football is, in fact, well-executed trickery.
a fake handoff is so cute - the quarterback is like tee hee fellas I still have the ball
November 26, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by Jake News
November 26, 2024 at 1:57 PM
You could do this back through history a pretty good ways.
November 26, 2024 at 2:09 PM
All Kamala had to do was say "I will work tirelessly on a ceasefire as soon as the oval office desk is mine. Too many children have died there." and she would've won.
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 AM
The purity test of "stop enabling the bombing of babies" is what he's referring to here.
November 26, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Replies like this are why I stand by creating an account here. People hashing it out using words above a 2nd-grade reading level, respectfully. I bet this person and I don't agree on every issue, but I'm glad freer thinkers still exist on the left. They were harder to find on X.
so now the democratic discourse is "how many moral and ethical positions can we abandon to be republican enough? how many minorities can we abandon to the vicissitudes of fascism? how quickly can we do it?"

it's a party of nothing for nobody. no principles and no backbone.

just "fundraising"
November 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I think it had something to do with how she was cool with turning the middle east into dust, one drummed up enemy after the next.
November 26, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Not sure if all these tariff nightmares will come true but if they do, it should be extremely easy to beat JD Vance for even a corporate shill Dem nominee in 4 years.
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Drake is the Trump of rap. I will not explain further.
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
That Lions-Eagles game in the playoffs is gonna go so hard.
November 25, 2024 at 2:35 PM
What is Dan Campbell doing different?
The Detroit Lions ran the ball on 3rd and 5 for the TD.

Unsurprisingly, of every team in the NFL with 10+ rush attempts on 3rd and long, they’re the only one to convert 60% of them.

🫡🫡🫡🫡
November 25, 2024 at 2:35 PM