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Jake 🏳️‍🌈🤡🗺️
@jakemyday.bsky.social
Comedian, ex-member of the Captain Crunch Club, cat guardian, right in Baltimore, MD (he/him) (all opinions, viewpoints, and vibes are my own)
the fucking Weeble Wobble of America stay DOWN
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Guess who's back on his bullshit
(it's @jakemyday.bsky.social )
((A little after 8:30 on twitch.tv/severalnerds))
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Speak your truth girl
September 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
...well one of us is gonna have to change
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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✨🌈🐈‍⬛
September 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Queer as in Muppet fan for life, gay as in I've been praying for Sabrina Carpenter to get an acting gig because she is Funny, and homosexual as in Seth Rogan I will [REDACTED]
Seth Rogen Revives ‘The Muppet Show’ as a Disney+ Special Starring Sabrina Carpenter
The 2026 event is meant to serve as a backdoor pilot.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
nobody mourns the wicked
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Thick thighs save lives but CAN'T melt steel beams #neverforget 😔
September 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The killer's still on the loose? McDonalds employees of Pennsylvania, your redemption arc is upon us
September 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
God if this is what today's like, imagine how it's gonna be when It finally happens
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"How DARE you say that, that man's a FATHER" "I thought you people wanted ACCEPTANCE" "I didn't like him either but I'm not joking about this"
a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Shonda, if you're on here, this would make a WILD episode of Grey's Anatomy
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Between Charlie Kirk being shot and a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star being the next Bachelorette, someone's gonna make a We Didn't Start The Fire entirely around Utah events
September 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Real turning point in the USA today
September 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So like...8+ years of musical education didn't prepare me at all for Hi-Fi Rush, huh
September 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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this ones for the 🐈's (and Chef)

We're playing Jumping Jazz Cats, tonight at 8pm, come see us be frustrated by digital cats and that makes us adore our physical cats even more!

@maudecho.bsky.social , @2cubby.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , and @louismicheli.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My mental health has been Stonks Down lately so here we are again to post!
September 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Out at the Eagle on a S*nday night
August 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Heat 👋👋👋
June 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
June 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM