Jake 🏳️🌈🤡🗺️
@jakemyday.bsky.social
Comedian, ex-member of the Captain Crunch Club, cat guardian, right in Baltimore, MD (he/him) (all opinions, viewpoints, and vibes are my own)
do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies
Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great
Speak your truth girl
September 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Speak your truth girl
You re: said Lil Smoochie
September 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You re: said Lil Smoochie
...well one of us is gonna have to change
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
...well one of us is gonna have to change
nobody mourns the wicked
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
nobody mourns the wicked
Thick thighs save lives but CAN'T melt steel beams #neverforget 😔
September 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Thick thighs save lives but CAN'T melt steel beams #neverforget 😔
he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat
So like...8+ years of musical education didn't prepare me at all for Hi-Fi Rush, huh
September 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So like...8+ years of musical education didn't prepare me at all for Hi-Fi Rush, huh
Also tbh I've been missing Twitter heavily and craving to go back, so this feels less destructive!
September 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Also tbh I've been missing Twitter heavily and craving to go back, so this feels less destructive!
Out at the Eagle on a S*nday night
August 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Out at the Eagle on a S*nday night
sneaking these into one of those YouTube liminal spaces playlists to do psychic damage to the stoned
June 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
sneaking these into one of those YouTube liminal spaces playlists to do psychic damage to the stoned
Tuning into King of Drag
June 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tuning into King of Drag
oh we WILL be joking bitch
June 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
oh we WILL be joking bitch
Making a big investment in my comedy career today
June 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Making a big investment in my comedy career today
I love and hate drinking with comics after the show, because it puts us on the top of the world after a great time and we know tomorrow will never live up to it (but it WAS great, to be clear)
June 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I love and hate drinking with comics after the show, because it puts us on the top of the world after a great time and we know tomorrow will never live up to it (but it WAS great, to be clear)
what do you MEAN I have all the tools in front of me to make what I want in this life happen and all I have to do is to pick them up and use them
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
what do you MEAN I have all the tools in front of me to make what I want in this life happen and all I have to do is to pick them up and use them
Reporting live from restaining my coffee table in the backyard, I can confirm three things, in order of increasing hotness:
1. The rapidly increasing temperature
2. My rapidly increasing sweat levels
3. The consistently stellar nature of the lineup tonight
Use code "GAYRIGHTS" for 30% off your 🎟️
1. The rapidly increasing temperature
2. My rapidly increasing sweat levels
3. The consistently stellar nature of the lineup tonight
Use code "GAYRIGHTS" for 30% off your 🎟️
June 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Reporting live from restaining my coffee table in the backyard, I can confirm three things, in order of increasing hotness:
1. The rapidly increasing temperature
2. My rapidly increasing sweat levels
3. The consistently stellar nature of the lineup tonight
Use code "GAYRIGHTS" for 30% off your 🎟️
1. The rapidly increasing temperature
2. My rapidly increasing sweat levels
3. The consistently stellar nature of the lineup tonight
Use code "GAYRIGHTS" for 30% off your 🎟️